Leaving doody on porch

[tokie]

Why is it insulting to leave dog feces on a persons' porch? I do not understand this American insult.

Is it not better to go to the Taco Bell, return to their porch late at night and have a spraying session? This is like painting their porch with funky chocolate which they can't just scrape off with a shovel.

Why Americans do not do this?

 

[Krazy4Real]

LOL! Is this a serious post?

 

[SandEagle]

u sposed to ligt it

 

[Drako]

u sposed to ligt it

I think he's already smoked too many tonight 😀

 

[corwin]

Wha?

 

[Childs]

Any time shit is involved the insult is clear. I assumed this was universal.

 

[tokie]

Any time shit is involved the insult is clear. I assumed this was universal.

But you can use dog feces to fertilize. This is like gift to grow your rose petal bushes.

If you use your own Taco Bell funky chocolate spray, then there is no way anything can ever grow in that. That is purely insulting.

 

[Childs]

But you can use dog feces to fertilize. This is like gift to grow your rose petal bushes.

If you use your own Taco Bell funky chocolate spray, then there is no way anything can ever grow in that. That is purely insulting.

What? You can't use dog feces for fertilizer. It contains parasites which humans can get.

 

[SagaLore]

What? You can't use dog feces for fertilizer. It contains parasites which humans can get.

And other bacteria/fungi that hurt soil.

 

[Ruptga]

The point is to light it so that they have a choice between the fantastic odor of burning feces on their doorstep and having dog crap all over their foot.

 

[effowe]

But you can use dog feces to fertilize. This is like gift to grow your rose petal bushes.

If you use your own Taco Bell funky chocolate spray, then there is no way anything can ever grow in that. That is purely insulting.

The dog shit is put into a bag and set on fire. The owner comes out and stomps on the fire to put it out, getting shit all over his shoes. Get it now?

 

[tokie]

The dog shit is put into a bag and set on fire. The owner comes out and stomps on the fire to put it out, getting shit all over his shoes. Get it now?

But is it not more insulting to defecate with your own manufacture?

An animal doesn't know what they are doing, but you have thought capability and are doing it on purpose to this person.

 

[tokie]

And other bacteria/fungi that hurt soil.

No this is not true, my neighbour has several greyhounds and they harvest the feces for use on their tomato plants.

 

[NetWareHead]

But is it not more insulting to defecate with your own manufacture?

An animal doesn't know what they are doing, but you have thought capability and are doing it on purpose to this person.

The target person is probably not going to examine the shit so closely to see if it is human or animal. Shit = shit = shit...all of it is insulting and disgusting.

Why do I feel like we are being trolled?

 

[MayorOfAmerica]

WTF is going on in here?!

 

[Rumpltzer]

WTF is going on in here?!

Nothing.

This thread is worthless until tokie tells us where he lives so we can bestow gifts of fertilizer onto his porch.

 

[BabaBooey]

Ban for using doody .....😵

 

[sixone]

Ban for using doody .....😵

Seriously. He doesn't understand the insult, but he knows how to use that word?

 

[tokie]

The point is to light it so that they have a choice between the fantastic odor of burning feces on their doorstep and having dog crap all over their foot.

Yes but after 2 minutes it goes away.

Spraying funky chocolate on their porch guarantees at least hours of smelly insults.

 

[Meghan54]

Yes but after 2 minutes it goes away.

Spraying funky chocolate on their porch guarantees at least hours of smelly insults.

Guess you've never heard of nor used a hose, then, eh?

 

[T_Yamamoto]

Can't tell if troll