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Learn from this guy, DO NOT do this in public.

What is this country coming to? Now you can't even masturbate from the privacy of another person's porch? :|
 
Originally posted by: yllus
What is this country coming to? Now you can't even masturbate from the privacy of another person's porch? :|
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/looks around

/slowly crawls off sully's porch so as not to attract attention

 
Originally posted by: Fausto
Originally posted by: yllus
What is this country coming to? Now you can't even masturbate from the privacy of another person's porch? :|
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/looks around

/slowly crawls off sully's porch so as not to attract attention
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We don't have porches in Canada. Here, they're called ice shelfs.
 
Originally posted by: yllus
Originally posted by: Fausto
Originally posted by: yllus
What is this country coming to? Now you can't even masturbate from the privacy of another person's porch? :|
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/looks around

/slowly crawls off sully's porch so as not to attract attention
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We don't have porches in Canada. Here, they're called ice shelfs.
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That would explain the shrinkage. :frown:

 
Originally posted by: yllus
What is this country coming to? Now you can't even masturbate from the privacy of another person's porch? :|
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i propose we add an amendment to the constitution protecting this.

Amendment 28

1. No person's right to masturbate on another's porch shall be denied or infringed by the United States or any state regardless of the ownership of said porch.

2. The Congress shall have the power to provide an alternate porch if the porch of choice is occupied to ensure privacy.
 
Originally posted by: Hammer
Originally posted by: yllus
What is this country coming to? Now you can't even masturbate from the privacy of another person's porch? :|
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i propose we add an amendment to the constitution protecting this.

Amendment 28

1. No person's right to masturbate on another's porch shall be denied or infringed by the United States or any state regardless of the ownership of said porch.

2. The Congress shall have the power to provide an alternate porch if the porch of choice is occupied to ensure privacy.
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Clarence Thomas would definitely vote in favor.
 
They should just have fapping stations like they do bus stops for such people that just have the urge! Maybe like a phone-booth type but with tinted glass all around. :laugh:
 
Originally posted by: pancho619
They should just have fapping stations like they do bus stops for such people that just have the urge! Maybe like a phone-booth type but with tinted glass all around. :laugh:
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I was gonna say...that's why they started doing away with phone booths with doors in NYC.... Tinted glass wouldn't be necessary for most sickos.
 
The 20-year-old Harrison appeared in 15th District Court wearing handcuffs, a yellow jersey and low-slung blue jeans without a belt.

Joe Simon, his attorney and Larry Harrison, his father, pulled the younger Harrison's pants up to his waist several times during the arraignment.
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WinnAr!
 
I remember when I was in High School there was some story about a guy who got caught whacking off in the detention room filled with people. Apperantly, he was trying to cover himself with his jacket...
 
Originally posted by: Nitemare
The 20-year-old Harrison appeared in 15th District Court wearing handcuffs, a yellow jersey and low-slung blue jeans without a belt.

Joe Simon, his attorney and Larry Harrison, his father, pulled the younger Harrison's pants up to his waist several times during the arraignment.
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WinnAr!
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lol, can't even dress himself, explains why he can't pick a decent place to do the nasty
 
Originally posted by: Darthvoy
I remember when I was in High School there was some story about a guy who got caught whacking off in the detention room filled with people. Apperantly, he was trying to cover himself with his jacket...
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I worked at a place where a guy got caught whacking off in a warehouse aisle while looking into another department that was primarily female.
 
hrm...

I work at Pizza Hut, and the buisiest nights of the week sare friday nights, usualy the dinning room is packed with 50+ people
bout 2 months ago, some woman was sitting next to this guy who was beating off, IN A DINNING ROOM FULL OF PEOPLE.
she shrieked LOUD, cuase it was gross. the guy zupped up, and bolted for the door, we never caught him...
i pity the waitress that bussed his table...
 
Originally posted by: Darthvoy
I remember when I was in High School there was some story about a guy who got caught whacking off in the detention room filled with people. Apperantly, he was trying to cover himself with his jacket...
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There's always a story like that from high school 🙂

 
Originally posted by: Hammer
Originally posted by: yllus
What is this country coming to? Now you can't even masturbate from the privacy of another person's porch? :|
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i propose we add an amendment to the constitution protecting this.

Amendment 28

1. No person's right to masturbate on another's porch shall be denied or infringed by the United States or any state regardless of the ownership of said porch.

2. The Congress shall have the power to provide an alternate porch if the porch of choice is occupied to ensure privacy.
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I am a solosexual and I want to marry myself.
 
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