Learn from this guy, DO NOT do this in public.

[squeeg22]

Let's all give this guy a hand, er, round of applause for being the biggest whack job, er, lunatic in Ann Arbor.

 

[toant103]

Originally posted by: pancho619
Michigan DL Suspended for indecent exposure

According to the newspaper, Harrison, a redshirt sophomore, allegedly masturbated on the porch of a house occupied by several women near the Michigan campus shortly after midnight.

no wonder, he's not the start QB or WR. They get free poon?

 

[backinsac]

Better he do that than satisify his urge by raping or molesting someone.

 

[Dubb]

Trust me, if you heard what the football team around here does.... This guy is far from the worst sexual deviant on the football team.

 

[nCred]

The embarrassment!

 

[mugs]

The 20-year-old Harrison appeared in 15th District Court wearing handcuffs, a yellow jersey and low-slung blue jeans without a belt.

Amazing reporting.

 

[Lithium381]

Originally posted by: DougK62

Originally posted by: Darthvoy
I remember when I was in High School there was some story about a guy who got caught whacking off in the detention room filled with people. Apperantly, he was trying to cover himself with his jacket...

There's always a story like that from high school 🙂

Yep, one guy got caught doing it in class once, the lights were off and it was a movie or somethin'......he never denied it

 

[thomsbrain]

Originally posted by: yllus
What is this country coming to? Now you can't even masturbate from the privacy of another person's porch? :|

don't worry, you can still do it in movie theatres.


oh wait, peewee ruined that one for us. DAMN YOU PEEWEE!

 

[Gooberlx2]

Originally posted by: Doggiedog

Originally posted by: Hammer

Originally posted by: yllus
What is this country coming to? Now you can't even masturbate from the privacy of another person's porch? :|

i propose we add an amendment to the constitution protecting this.

Amendment 28

1. No person's right to masturbate on another's porch shall be denied or infringed by the United States or any state regardless of the ownership of said porch.

2. The Congress shall have the power to provide an alternate porch if the porch of choice is occupied to ensure privacy.

Clarence Thomas would definitely vote in favor.

I believe you mean:

:music:Clarence Carter! Clarence Carter! Ooohh sh!t! Clarence Carter!...:music: