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Yanagi

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Learn Chinese in 5 Minutes directions: read these outloud
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I think you need a facelift - Chin Tu Fat
Are you hiding a fugitive? - Hu Yu Hai Ding?
See me ASAP - Kum Hia Nao
Stupid Man - Dum Gai
Small Horse - Tai Ni Po Ni
Did you go to the beach - Wai Yu So Tan?
I bumped into a coffee table - - Ai Bang Mai Ni
It's very dark in here - - Wai So Dim
Has your flight been delayed? - Hao long Wei Ting?
An unauthorized execution - - Lin Ching
I thought you were on a diet? - Wai Yu Mun Ching?
This is a tow away zone - - No Pah King
You are not very bright - - Yu So Dum
I got this for free - Ai No Pei
I am not guilty! - Wai Hang Mi
Please stay a while longer - - Wai Go Nao
They have arrived - - Hai Dei Kum -
Stay out of sight - Lei Lo
He's cleaning his automobile - - Wa Sing Ka -
Your body odor is offensive - - Yu Stin Ki Pu
Do you know the lyrics to the Macarena? - Wai Yu Sing Dum Song
I bumped into the coffee table - - Ai Bang Mai Ne
You need a face lift - - Chin Tu Fat
A stupid person - - Dum Gai
An ancient Chinese invention - - Gun Pao Der
Which one of you fertilized the field? - - Hu Flung Dung
We have reason to believe you are harboring a fugutive - - Hu Yu Hai Ding
A former late night talk show host - - Jan Ne Ka Sun
Approach me - - Kum Hia
Gilligan's Island - - Lao Ze Sho
Not very good - - Lao ZiAn illegal execution - - Lin Ching
A great achievement of the American space program - - Moon Lan Ding
A lighting fixture used in advertising signs - - Ne Ahn
A bashful person - - Shai Gai
A premature infant - - Tai Ne Bae Be
A small horse - - Tai Ne Po Ne
Serving drinks to people - - Ten Ding Ba
A person with TB - - Wan Bum Lung
Your vacation in Hawaii agrees with you - - Yu Mai Te Tan
Cleaning an automobile - - Wa Shing Kah
Are you trying to save electricity? - - Wai So Dim
There is no reason to raise your voice - - Wai U Shao Ting
Let's begin your gynecological exam - - Sho Me Kun Y
Hey, I'm trying to get dressed here - - No Pe Kin
A tossed salad - - Wot Kung Fu Dat
Savory beef patties - - Kow Pat
Sliced sausage - - Sir Kum Shiz
Forcemeat extrusion - - Hard On
A Monica - - Cream of Sum Yung Gai
 
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CarpeDeo

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Posted a looooooooooong time ago . . .

Not real Chinese . . . but still funny! :laugh:
 
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Rastus

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Confusious says: Man who goes to bed with itchy butt wakes up with stinky finger.
 
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rudder

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Originally posted by: CarpeDeo
Posted a looooooooooong time ago . . .

Not real Chinese . . . but still funny! :laugh:
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What are you saying that is not real Chinese???? Here I was planning a trip to China amd thought I knew enought o get around.

I even planned to rent a car. Now how will I know there is No Pah King.
 
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Cattlegod

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BAHAHHAHA that is great!

Looks like the resident Chinese (and whoever else joined in) don't have a sense of humor. Everyone would be laughing if this was about Canadians - Hypocrites.
 
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theNEOone

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hahahahah. that's hilarious. all you asian tight asses need to chill the fvck out. i showed this to my some korean and taiwanese friends a while back and they all thought it was funny.


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Yanagi

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Bah, people who call me retard doesnt seem to have a sense of humour.

Instead of insulting me (or others) tell a reason why you were offended and whatnot... bah. ticks me off.. at least I usually explaing why its not teh funnay most of the times.
 
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imported_JohnnyBravo

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Originally posted by: Yanagi
Bah, people who call me retard doesnt seem to have a sense of humour.

Instead of insulting me (or others) tell a reason why you were offended and whatnot... bah. ticks me off.. at least I usually explaing why its not teh funnay most of the times.
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If you like those sort of jokes, here's another.....





what is the position 69 called in Chinese?????????
twocanchow.....



 
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