lawn liberation front makes threats against those that mow their lawn

[Lucky]

no kidding....someone is stuffing mailboxes with "terrorist threats" that say that 12 inch metal spikes have been implanted in their lawn, and if they attempt to mow it, it will become shrapnel and loved ones "will get hurt".

How nuts is this?


im in pittsubrgh, BTW, the story just broke on news 11.

 

[Viper GTS]

They'd be awfully easy to find if they were really there, just drag a pole across the lawn.

Viper GTS

 

[pulpp]

why would anyone be against mowing a lawn? i dont get it

 

[blueghost75]

hehe, its probably some nut that "cares about the grass." Whoever it is probably thinks the grass is screaming "nooooo, that hurts so much!!!" when it gets mowed. or its just some people pulling off a prank

 

[randal]

HAHAHAhahahaha, that's hilarious. The fact that Viper was right on top with a "solution" to this dilemma is even funnier. hahahahaahahaha

randal

 

[N8Magic]

Lawnmowers are MAJOR polluters and contribute to smog greatly, as they have no emissions control on them.

Especially bad are the mowers that you have to mix the gas and oil together. (I can never remember if it is a 2-stroke or 4-stroke engine that is that way.)

 

[Ryan]

I love my lawn. I baby it I move my lawn every 5 days

 

[reitz]

Luckster,

What part of Pittsburgh? I'm in the city where grass is an unaffordable luxury, so I haven't heard of the 'lawn liberators' yet.

 

[Lucky]

im not sure...they didnt elaborate too much, either that or i missed it. Im in highland park, not the best area..but the TV images showsed what looked like a nicer neighborhood.

 

[JohnnyKnoxville]

Lawn liberators??? What next, the defenders of ear wax???

 

[EvanFerguson]

I use an electric mower

 

[vi edit]

I've got a hedge trimmer named Excalibur that eats lawn liberators for breakfast

 

[reitz]

You're fairly close to me. I'm currently living in Bloomfield, but I'm moving into a new apartment in Friendship this weekend.

 

[87horsepower]

They would absolutely Sh!t if they saw my arsenal.

 

[Moonbeam]

Not a problem, my goats will either eat them or ear around them so I can pick them up.

 

[Squisher]

Each and every blade of grass is a living thing and you people should be ashamed of the destruction that are you perpetrating on another being. How you like it if someone were to slice and hack away a goodly portion of your all that you consider valuable. You people are heartless.

 

[Thump553]

Just to be on the safe side (I live a couple hundred miles away) I decided to postpone my fourth mowing of the lawn this year to an undetermined date.

 

[MrBond]

<< Just to be on the safe side (I live a couple hundred miles away) I decided to postpone my fourth mowing of the lawn this year to an undetermined date. >>


Hey, sounds like reason enough to stop mowing for me too . I'm just waiting for the rain to stop coming weekly and giving the grass a reason to grow

And how screwed up fo you have to be to think any cause is worth hurting innocent people.

See if you can get a scan of a flier. I want to see one

 

[BreakApart]

<< Each and every blade of grass is a living thing and you people should be ashamed of the destruction that are you perpetrating on another being. How you like it if someone were to slice and hack away a goodly portion of your all that you consider valuable. You people are heartless. >>



You my friend need medication...

What are going to eat?
-Carrots have feelings then by your reasoning
-Celery screams when you bite down? lol...


How are you going to survive???

 

[BreakApart]

This afternoon there will be a public viewing of an all-out slaughter of thousands of blades of grass. Tickets will be sold 5 mins before the massacre. Schedule to be posted on my mailbox.

$3 front row
$1 for sidewalk viewing


Bring your family and friends, limited seats available...
Call for tickets 1-xxx-whackos...

 

[MrBond]

<< -Carrots have feelings then by your reasoning >>


Ahahahahahaha! This reminds me of &quot;Disgustipated&quot; by tool. If you've really listened to it, you'd understand what I mean.

&quot;Can I get a hallieugha(sp!)?&quot;

&quot;Baaaaaaa&quot;

 

[Freejack2]

They'll have to kill all cows and other grazing animals seeing as they eat the grass too.
From what I hear, if you don't know what your doing killing a cow isn't all that easy.
&quot;Lawn liberator impaled by bull. Details at 11.&quot;