So I was at the urinal at the Blue Oyster and this dude was at the next stall, and he was like totally checking me out.
I unzipped my pants and my TREMENDOUS dong whipped out like a viper and hit him in the eye.
He smiled, and ran outside to tell all his well-groomed friends about my huge wanker.
P.S. did I mention I have a gigantic penis?
I unzipped my pants and my TREMENDOUS dong whipped out like a viper and hit him in the eye.
He smiled, and ran outside to tell all his well-groomed friends about my huge wanker.
P.S. did I mention I have a gigantic penis?
