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Lifer
Feb 13, 2003
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Hahahaha! I was wondering how he was gonna explain that position, but it's the guy admiring the cut and the woman cleaning up hair, lol nice.
 

Genx87

Lifer
Apr 8, 2002
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Oh man the one he wrote before this is hilarious

http://www.dontevenreply.com/view.php?post=86

Well, I was pretty baked when I showed up, and I had just eaten a bag of shrooms and taken three hits of acid. I thought I would be able to fix your car before the shrooms and acid kicked in, but I was wrong. While I was disconnecting the sensors, I started tripping pretty hard. At one point it looked like the intake manifold was laughing at me. I freaked out and bashed it with a socket wrench, and then ran back to my car and got the hell out of there. I'm not sure what happened after that. The next thing I remember is waking up naked in a church confessional booth two days later. When I got back to my house, the State Police were there and told me they found my car abandoned in a car wash about 50 miles away. Needless to say, it has been a crazy weekend for me. That is why I was unable to fix your car.
 

sygyzy

Lifer
Oct 21, 2000
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I totally forgot about this site. I seriously cannot stop laughing! Thanks for sharing.
 

InflatableBuddha

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Jul 5, 2007
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Hell fvcking yes!

That one is hillarious ..


side note: anyone pick up his book? Lots of new stories? Or just recycled content?

Book isn't out until April 1 (which I'm already suspicious about :hmm:), but supposedly it has new content. However, there is a link to pre-order it on the Amazon website, so I guess it's legit.