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Last night while were were gone...

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nutxo

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MY 20 year old recenty got canned and after his funds ran out moved back in with us. Pain in the ass kid that he was we welcomed him into our home.

Last night I had to go to the ER for chest pains. . We didnt get home till 3am and he was asleep on the couch so I sent him upstairs.

Theyd given me some meds and just they sent me home they gave me a big fat shot of dilaudid to ease my breathing. Well it turns out that being on that stuff was a LOT like being really drunk. The last thing I wanted to do was go to bed so I did the next best thing to goin out. I got on the web.

Wifie was beat but she runs a few animal rescue sites so she decided she would work on the new look for her site. All of the sudden she yells "What the f*ck." She has a lovely command of the english language. Her hompage was changed. It was some frontpage for a credit card porn site.

She opens her history and my sons searches were quite graphic. Wifies pretty cool about stuff but apprently hardcore porn on her computer isnt one of the things shes cool about.

She wouldnt let me talk to him. She caught him today when she got home. You wouldnt believe how much a 20 year old can blush when his mom starts talking about anal sex and prolapsed rectums. Since he doesnt have his own computer I guess hes banned from all the kids computers.

Funny stuff.

I found worse stuff on the childrens computer. Im going to ask him to move.

Am I overreacting?

 
I had to google "prolapsed rectum" to know what it is. DO NOT WANT!

Tell your son that if he wants to search for weird porn, he needs to get better at covering up his history.
 
Originally posted by: trmiv
He searched for prolapsed rectums?
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I didn't know what that was so I did a search. I didn't get any further than the brief descriptions. No need to risk any pictures on that one :^O
 
Originally posted by: nutxo
MY 20 year old recenty got canned and after his funds ran out moved back in with us. Pain in the ass kid that he was we welcomed him into our home.

Last night I had to go to the ER for chest pains. . We didnt get home till 3am and he was asleep on the couch so I sent him upstairs.

Theyd given me some meds and just they sent me home they gave me a big fat shot of dilaudid to ease my breathing. Well it turns out that being on that stuff was a LOT like being really drunk. The last thing I wanted to do was go to bed so I did the next best thing to goin out. I got on the web.

Wifie was beat but she runs a few animal rescue sites so she decided she would work on the new look for her site. All of the sudden she yells "What the f*ck." She has a lovely command of the english language. Her hompage was changed. It was some frontpage for a credit card porn site.

She opens her history and my sons searches were quite graphic. Wifies pretty cool about stuff but apprently hardcore porn on her computer isnt one of the things shes cool about.

She wouldnt let me talk to him. She caught him today when she got home. You wouldnt believe how much a 20 year old can blush when his mom starts talking about anal sex and prolapsed rectums. Since he doesnt have his own computer I guess hes banned from all the kids computers.

Funny stuff.
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Every single time I see you post from now until the internet joins our ever-expanding universe on the edge of nowhere I will think of a high-def close-up of a prolapsed rectum as mirrored in what I will imagine to be your wife's tired yet rapidly angering face.

It will make me giggle.
 
Originally posted by: ja1484
Originally posted by: geno
Originally posted by: nutxo
You wouldnt believe how much a 20 year old can blush when his mom starts talking about anal sex and prolapsed rectums.
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What the fuck man.
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lol, someone just google image'd.
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And burned the image on their retina's and their isp has logged them as a pervert.
 
Originally posted by: ConstipatedVigilante
I had to google "prolapsed rectum" to know what it is. DO NOT WANT!

Tell your son that if he wants to search for weird porn, he needs to get better at covering up his history.
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Thats funny cuz it was Anandtech that taught me about prolapsed rectums.

Also, I have to express my shock that a 20 year old is into such things.
Usually those kinds of kinks dont hit until the mid-30's.
 
Originally posted by: shortylickens
Originally posted by: ConstipatedVigilante
I had to google "prolapsed rectum" to know what it is. DO NOT WANT!

Tell your son that if he wants to search for weird porn, he needs to get better at covering up his history.
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Thats funny cuz it was Anandtech that taught me about prolapsed rectums.

Also, I have to express my shock that a 20 year old is into such things.
Usually those kinds of kinks dont hit until the mid-30's.
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Better then finding the kid likes incest videos. 😉
 
Originally posted by: Newbian
Originally posted by: shortylickens
Originally posted by: ConstipatedVigilante
I had to google "prolapsed rectum" to know what it is. DO NOT WANT!

Tell your son that if he wants to search for weird porn, he needs to get better at covering up his history.
Click to expand...
Thats funny cuz it was Anandtech that taught me about prolapsed rectums.

Also, I have to express my shock that a 20 year old is into such things.
Usually those kinds of kinks dont hit until the mid-30's.
Click to expand...

Better then finding the kid likes incest videos. 😉
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But incest is TRUE love.
 
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