largest joint smoked?

MagnusTheBrewer

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Do you remember Cheech and Chong's Big Bamboo? I still have the album but, the rolling paper is long gone. :D
 

nerp

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Harvest Festival, Modena NY, 1996. Three ounces of denk rolled with about 5 packages of rolling papers. It got about 30 people high and burned for more than an hour.
 

Eli

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Originally posted by: Baked
Originally posted by: TestedAcorn
you wouldn't be able to suck the smoke through that much pot.

This. It's fake.

Sure you would, as long as it isn't rolled too tight.
 

nerp

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Originally posted by: TestedAcorn
you wouldn't be able to suck the smoke through that much pot.

Only if you don't do it right. A funnel is a funnel.
 

DayLaPaul

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I actually came in this thread expecting to be disappointed but god damn that is one huge jay.
 

meltdown75

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they all failed. what a bunch of shitty stoners. i didn't see that dude exhale. no toke. tokefail!

they might as well take a torch to it and just burn it all off into the air. n00bs.

shens.
 

sandorski

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hehe, that joint needed a stand and some kind of Hookah(sp) setup. Would have been better just to make a giant Bong out of a BBQ or something.
 

mxyzptlk

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The video should've been a time lapse, so you can watch the thing burn down. Would've been more entertaining than a minute and a half of people mostly failing to get it lit, then failing to take a hit.
 

meltdown75

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Originally posted by: mxyzptlk
The video should've been a time lapse, so you can watch the thing burn down. Would've been more entertaining than a minute and a half of people mostly failing to get it lit, then failing to take a hit.
definitely. i'd like to see the rest of the footage. perhaps this was the teaser trailer for "Gigantic Joints Gone Wild".....
 

Perknose

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Massive technique fail.

With huge joints you crimp around the entire circumference at the lighting tip and then roll your tongue around that circumference so that when you take a match or lighter to it, you can then neatly remove the entire "hat" of excess paper, leaving a perfectly balanced but open end to then light up . . . or so I've been told. :p
 

meltdown75

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i think with a joint that large, and with that thickness, you might need some MIGHTY lungs to draw a toke through there. i never got a good look at the toking end.

this joint has intrigued me. i wish to examine it more closely... need more data 0_0
 

dennilfloss

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They should call this a Phelps.:p

Biggest I've had was slightly bigger than my thumb at a friend's place. We all chipped in. Acapulco gold. 75 or 76. Zappa's Bongo Fury playing in the background. Silly grins all around. :D We were more into hotknifing some nice really dark hash during those 'meetings' though.:)

I could'a swore her hair was made of rayon.
She wore a Milton-Bradley crayon
But she was something I could lay on.
Can't remember what became of me?
Carolina hard-core ecstasy!!:music:

:cool:
 

Beanie46

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Originally posted by: MagnusTheBrewer
Do you remember Cheech and Chong's Big Bamboo? I still have the album but, the rolling paper is long gone. :D


That's what we used for the largest I've ever had, too. Burned for a looong time, but the paper was not so great, in the end. Did take a bit of puffing to finally get the smoke out the unlit end.....and that one in the video, no way anyone got anything out of it for quite a while.

While it may be true a funnel is a funnel, a jay isn't airtight.....once you quit toking on it, air seeps back into the jay, fron the sides and end, essentially stipping the smoke's progress down the jay. Would take a vacuum cleaner hooked up to it to and running for a minute or two to get enough smoke to the end before you could actually get a hit from it.
 

Howard

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Originally posted by: meltdown75
i think with a joint that large, and with that thickness, you might need some MIGHTY lungs to draw a toke through there. i never got a good look at the toking end.

this joint has intrigued me. i wish to examine it more closely... need more data 0_0
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