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Laptop Owners Beware....Ouch!!!

Swedish scientist who scorched his penis and testicles while writing a report in his armchair

:Q


what kind of laptop was he using?? mine never gets hot enough to warm flesh... let alone burn it

 
I was about to say he was a numbskull but that would not accurately describe him.
 
Duh, everybody knows that laptops are hot little buggers.

If it was hot enough to burn him it must have hurt, so unless he has nerve damage that prevented him from feeling the burning he's a freaking idiot.

(and I do know someone with this problem, he's paralyzed from the waist down & can't feel a thing. He knocked over a light in his sleep, & woke up to the smell of burning flesh & a 3rd degree lightbulb shaped burn on his leg)

Viper GTS
 
Sounds like a good excuse, just like the people who "fall" or "sit down" on various house hold objects and need them removed from orifices at the hospital
 
Originally posted by: Gunbuster
Sounds like a good excuse, just like the people who "fall" or "sit down" on various house hold objects and need them removed from orifices at the hospital


That reminds me of the days I worked the ER.....the thing you'd see in certain orifices and the excuse was always, "I was just walkign around the house naked, sat down, and this (fill in name of object here) just went up me bum.

Curtain rods were popular, as were various fruits and vegetables, assorted animals (hamsters and gerbils being the most popular), light bulbs, bottles, and the list goes on.
 
Originally posted by: C'DaleRider
Originally posted by: Gunbuster
Sounds like a good excuse, just like the people who "fall" or "sit down" on various house hold objects and need them removed from orifices at the hospital


That reminds me of the days I worked the ER.....the thing you'd see in certain orifices and the excuse was always, "I was just walkign around the house naked, sat down, and this (fill in name of object here) just went up me bum.

Curtain rods were popular, as were various fruits and vegetables, assorted animals (hamsters and gerbils being the most popular), light bulbs, bottles, and the list goes on.

:Q

I must now retire from posting at AT - as I will be blind from gouging my eyes out in a vain attempt to destroy that mental image.

- M4H
 
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