Farkshiatdamn
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Originally posted by: Deeko
Originally posted by: Farkshiatdamn
Jesus Christ "your" an idiot.
you're
Get checked for OCD
Originally posted by: murphy55d
But its THEIR computer.
Originally posted by: Farkshiatdamn
Jesus Christ "your" an idiot.
Originally posted by: Blueoak
I suggest you find your nearest married friend. Start talking about his wife and use "the" instead of "your" within her earshot. See how she reacts to this.
I.E. "Is the wife around?" instead of "Is your wife around?"
Originally posted by: Wanescotting
DAMMIT..............I have already taken my lumps for this ill-advised thread. PLEASE let it die!
Originally posted by: MrChad
Originally posted by: shenaniganz
The word "your" should not even exist. Everything should be "the."
"How many miles does THE car have on it."
"What is the name of THE girlfirend."
"Pull your head out of THE ass."
You just owned the self.![]()
Originally posted by: Legendary
Narrator: Was it ticking?
Airport Security Officer: Actually throwers don't worry about ticking 'cause modern bombs don't tick.
Narrator: Sorry, throwers?
Airport Security Officer: Baggage handlers. But, when a suitcase vibrates, then the throwers gotta call the police.
Narrator: My suitcase was vibrating?
Airport Security Officer: Nine times out of ten it's an electric razor, but every once in a while...
[whispering]
Airport Security Officer: It's a dildo. Of course it's company policy never to, imply ownership in the event of a dildo... always use the indefinite article "a dildo", never "your dildo".
Narrator: I don't own...
[Officer waves Narrator off]
Had to quote it.![]()
Originally posted by: HardcoreRobot
Originally posted by: MmmSkyscraper
I thought that was in Fight Club?![]()
nazis were german, not englishOriginally posted by: Xafgoat
English nazis are the biggest losers on earth.
Originally posted by: Xafgoat
English nazis are the biggest losers on earth.
