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Lance Armstrong to Pace the Indianapolis 500

J

Jawo

Diamond Member
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The 2006 Corvette Z06 that will serve as the Indy 500 Pace Car is virtually identical to the models available today through local Chevrolet dealerships. Because the production Corvette is so racing-ready with 505 horsepower capable of 198 mph and a 0-60 mph time of 3.7 seconds, class-leading aerodynamics, a suspension that can handle 1.01 Gs in cornering situations and large 18-inch front and 19-inch rear wheels that are a foot wide in the rear, the only changes made to prepare it for this year?s role were the addition of strobe lights and racing safety gear.
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Now if I only had $65k I would buy one!


Sorry if repost...searched but didn't see anything
 
Even though I do live in the Indy area, I don't care to go. There's no point to oval racing besides watching them crash.
 
Lance! Lance!
With the small underpants!
Pacing the Vette
He breaks no sweat

He driving slow
Because we all know
That he's got one nut
No ifs ands or buts

The one testicle man
Goes as fast as he can
The news spreads like spam
He can't shoot any jam.


/thread

He couldn't even keep his psychotic vegan druggie GF Sheryl Crow happy...that's sad. He needs to just do Wheaties commercials or something.
 
Originally posted by: Queasy
Would be more interesting if he were to pace the Indy 500 on his bike.
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QFT

Originally posted by: MichaelD
Lance! Lance!
With the small underpants!
Pacing the Vette
He breaks no sweat

He driving slow
Because we all know
That he's got one nut
No ifs ands or buts

The one testicle man
Goes as fast as he can
The news spreads like spam
He can't shoot any jam.


/thread

He couldn't even keep his psychotic vegan druggie GF Sheryl Crow happy...that's sad. He needs to just do Wheaties commercials or something.
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Ha, lance pwns j00. Just Chill, yo.
 
Originally posted by: MichaelD
Lance! Lance!
With the small underpants!
Pacing the Vette
He breaks no sweat

He driving slow
Because we all know
That he's got one nut
No ifs ands or buts

The one testicle man
Goes as fast as he can
The news spreads like spam
He can't shoot any jam.


/thread

He couldn't even keep his psychotic vegan druggie GF Sheryl Crow happy...that's sad. He needs to just do Wheaties commercials or something.
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very nice poem.:laugh:
 
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