Lame pickup lines!!! Share yours!

[imported_vr6]

Girl, if i was a fly, i would be all all over your the sh!t

 

[MrDudeMan]

Originally posted by: Cyberian

Originally posted by: here4amission
my love for you is like diarreah, i cannot hold it in

How could any girl resist that one??!!

LMAO that is hilarious


Your dad must be a baker because you have a FINE set of buns!

 

[Glitchny]

is that a keg in your back pocket? casue i want to tap that ass

do you wash your clothes in windex? casue i can see myself in your pants

 

[Tallgeese]

Pickup Lines #1-54

 

[MercenaryForHire]

"Excuse me, I was going to masturbate, and I just needed a name to go with the face." :Q

- M4H

 

[IcemanJer]

Originally posted by: illusion88
"Its not gonna suck itself"
"IF your X squared, I wanna be one third X cubed, the area under your curves"

hahahaha lol

LMAO!! this by far is the best one so far in this thread

 

[1cito]

didnt i see u today at Mc Donalds? cuz u look McBeautiful!

 

[Evadman]

I lost my phone number. Can I have yours?

 

[Skyclad1uhm1]

Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire
"Excuse me, I was going to masturbate, and I just needed a name to go with the face." :Q

- M4H

Just don't do it over your friend's couch!

 

[FrustratedUser]

Guy: I got a cordless mouse. What do you have?
Girl: ?

 

[lilFajita]

Originally posted by: MrDudeMan
Your dad must be a baker because you have a FINE set of buns!

on the same note....

Your dad must be a carpenter, cause you have a nice rack! hahahahaha

 

[LordMaul]

My own:

"Hey baby...my name is [name], and I put the 'long' in 'schlong'. "

 

[MercenaryForHire]

Originally posted by: Skyclad1uhm1

Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire
"Excuse me, I was going to masturbate, and I just needed a name to go with the face." :Q

- M4H

Just don't do it over your friend's couch!

Link0rifi3d for the unenlightened few.

- M4H

 

[Semidevil]

Originally posted by: IcemanJer

Originally posted by: illusion88

"IF your X squared, I wanna be one third X cubed, the area under your curves"

hahahaha lol

LMAO!! this by far is the best one so far in this thread

Agree completely....

 

[anxi80]

heres one my best friend's dad tried one night...

girl walks up to the car...
guy: (rolls down window) how much?

the rear view mirror then filled up blue and red flashing lights... guess that line wasnt too great...

 

[hdeck]

I wish I were your derivative so I could be tangent to your curves.

 

[anxi80]

Originally posted by: hdeck
I wish I were your derivative so I could be tangent to your curves.

lol, dangit, no more math ones!! i havent taken math in like 5 years, these wont work for me. ill prolly end up saying something like: i wish i were your relative so i could be your tangerine to your h-per..bo..la ?