Lame Joke :D

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Lifer
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A Mathematician, a Biologist and a Physicist are sitting in a street cafe
watching people going in and coming out of the house on the other side
of the street.

First they see two people going into the house. Time passes.
After a while they notice three persons coming out of the house.

The Physicist: "The measurement wasn't accurate.".
The Biologists conclusion: "They have reproduced".
The Mathematician: "If now exactly 1 person enters the house then it will be
empty again.


:D I had to smile at this one
 

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Lifer
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Another lame joke...

mathematician's PICK UP LINE
Hey baby, How would you like to join me in some math? We'll add you and me,
subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply!
Of course, we'll be entirely discrete.
 

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Lifer
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Q: Why did the chicken cross the Moebius strip?
A: To get to the other ... er, um ...