Lakers vs SuperCyrix

SuperCyrix

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Who do you think will win?

I'll break this down position by position.

Center: O'neal vs SuperCyrix - Oneal is bigger, taller, but slower. Probably a better free throw shooter than supercyrix, but supercyrix plays with lotsa heart and can dribble much better. He can also steal the ball whenever O'neal gets a rebound. Edge goes to SuperCyrix.

Powerfoward. Grant vs SuperCyrix - No doubt a better rebounder and defender, SuperCyrix will have his hands full.
Grant's lone weakness is his advanced age. Chances are SuperCyrix will wear him down by the 2nd quarter. Edge goes to SuperCyrix.

Small Foward. Rick Fox is a better shooter, rebounder, and defender. He also has 3 points range that SuperCyrix does not. He can also shoot over SuperCyrix at will, however, chances are Fox will throw the ball away enough time to offset his advantage over SuperCyrix. Edge goes to SuperCyrix.

Shooting Guard. Kobe vs SuperCyrix. Kobe can post up SuperCyrix, shoot over SuperCyrix, dribble in loops around SuperCyrix, or leap over SuperCyrix's head. However, SuperCyrix went to college. SuperCyrix will use his mental powers obtained during college(whatever the hell they are) to leave kobe staring with a blank face into outerspace. SuperCyrix also has a game boy he can use to distract the easy to impress Kobe. Edge goes to SuperCyrix.

Point Guard. This might be the only position that the Lakers have an edge over. Tyrone Lue's tendency to take on other people's personality and looks might disturb SuperCyrix enough that he'll opt to stay away from him.
 

crab

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Anything associated with "Cyrix" Will lose.:D
 

SuperCyrix

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One might argue that the lakers will never be able to stop SuperCyrix because he's always heating it up or he's already on fire!!!
 

Fearlss1

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I second SuperCyrix.. I am sick of hearing about all these teams.. SuperCyrix once you beat them. Burn their bus, Tell Oneil he cant do anything but dunk, he cant hit outside shots, he rebounds only b/c he is 4' taller most of the time, and he doesnt even look graceful when he dunks.if i was 12'2 hell i could dunk as well ( I know he isnt that tall its a joke for all the sport fanitcs).. heheh
SUPERCyrix is WIN!!!!!!!!!!!!
-=nate239468
 

PG

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Maybe SuperCyrix would win, but Ditka could take you both all at the same time.

Even a mini-Ditka would win, but it would be somewhat close. My prediction: mini-Ditka - 104, Lakers and SuperCyrix together - 89.

Note: These predictions are, of couse, assuming that Ditka doesn't have any heart attacks during the game.
 

SuperCyrix

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why do you guys even bother? We all know that ditka is the greatest of all time so it's unfair to compare us to him.