Thank god nobody died at least. I read that article and found this quote to be particularly retarded:
<< "This appears to be a horrible accident," [Sgt.] Pasquariello said. >>
Well DUH. Maybe they should promote you to Captain, Sergeant Obvious!
<< I witnessed an elderly driver get the pedals confused one day. He was parked along the curb with other cars in front and behind. I was across the street waiting for a bus and saw him get in his car. He started his car, put the gas down until the engine was whining to the max, then dropped it in reverse, smashing into the car behind (he moved only about 3 feet). He stopped for a second, then put the gas down again and put it in drive, smashing into the car in front this time. He did another attack on the car behind, then turned the car off, got out, and looked at the damage. I don't think he had any idea what had happened - he seemed completely baffled. >>
I would have fallen over laughing if I witnessed that.