Lady friend wants to go to strip club

SoftwareEng

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If a girl I met recently wants me to go to a *female* strip club with her, is she trying to tell me she just wants to be friends? Is this some kind of test?..

The sick and perverted need not apply (95% of you :))
 

Queasy

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If a girl wants to go to a strip club with you...don't ask any questions....just go.
 

SoftwareEng

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Originally posted by: her209
Did she specify a male or female strip club?

female, thankfully. Otherwise, I'd rip my shirt off and show her why she doesn't need to go the male one :)
 

Fenixgoon

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Originally posted by: SoftwareEng
Originally posted by: her209
Did she specify a male or female strip club?

female, thankfully. Otherwise, I'd rip my shirt off and show her why she doesn't need to go the male one :)

all that typing from programming has given you bulging biceps and triceps, a chest the governator can't touch, and washboard abs? please ;)
 

Goosemaster

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Just say yes, get drunk and have a good time and pay the tab. Make sure to remark rather virally about the anatomy of the women; "she had great tits" and "what an ass."
Make sure you, at the end, tell her that you wish she had gotten up ther because she would have made the night fantastic.

Point is, have fun, and let her know you are having fun, but try to be reserved a little. I.E. don't make out with the woman or 'go in the back' with one of them.

If she becomes repulsed just tell her that next time she should pay the tab and you'll act like a 'good little boy.'
If she still doesn't get it, at least you went to a strip club.

If she still likes you she's a keeper:D


Not really.....but maybe....jsut maybe;)
 

anxi80

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Originally posted by: Queasy
If a girl wants to go to a strip club with you...don't ask any questions....just go.
exceptions to the rule: a girlfriend/wife who wants to go with a guy and his pals. a recipe for disaster. i know im going to get guys who say 'i took my wife with me and my buds and she got a lapdance and it was an awesome time'. yeah, awesome for you and your wife, sucks for your friends. they hold back how they would normally act, especially if your girl is friends with their girlfriends.

plus a strip club trip with your friends is just about the epitome of a guys night out, dont ruin it for everyone else by bringing her into the skanktuary. you just dont see guys pressing their girl to go to a bunco party or something. ive expressed this opinion before and a lot of people disagree with it, but for me its just one of those things.

but in the op's case, lady friend i say go for it. nothing to lose and everything to gain.
 

spikespiegal

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I've had two female friends that have asked me to go to strip clubs.

One was bisexual, and I gave her as many bills as she wanted and had the best time of my life. Some of the dancers are into, uh, girls, and will really get nuts when another chick is giving them attention. The trick is finding out which ones, which might involve asking a bouncer or bartender or something.

The other was an ex-dancer herself even though she lied about it, and I didn't find it a lot of fun because for her it was nothing but shop.

not sure what category your honey is in, but I hope it's not #2. I'm also assuming we're going to watch naked women dance around and not dudes.
 

SoftwareEng

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Originally posted by: Goosemaster
Just say yes, get drunk and have a good time and pay the tab. Make sure to remark rather virally about the anatomy of the women; "she had great tits" and "what an ass."
Make sure you, at the end, tell her that you wish she had gotten up ther because she would have made the night fantastic.

Point is, have fun, and let her know you are having fun, but try to be reserved a little. I.E. don't make out with the woman or 'go in the back' with one of them.

If she becomes repulsed just tell her that next time she should pay the tab and you'll act like a 'good little boy.'
If she still doesn't get it, at least you went to a strip club.

If she still likes you she's a keeper:D


Not really.....but maybe....jsut maybe;)

This is great :) I am retaining you as my personal dating consultant. $50/hr + bonus.