Way to go! Yeah, Speedos rock! I havent' been swimming as much lately 'cause I'm trying to drop some big poundage (tonnage is more like it). Once I'm down to a svelte 180 I'll hit the water again like the chlorine head I am.
Also, did I mention that Speedos elevate your sperm count?!
If I'm ever proven the father of my "alleged" daughter, I'll have "come" through at age 44. No stud by Sperm Thurmond standards, but certainly not too shabby. Fathering kids takes lots of talent as we all know.