Ladies what are you pet peaves when it comes to men?

[Rock Hydra]

Originally posted by: Slvrtg277

Originally posted by: PingSpike

Originally posted by: jaysgirl
Pee on the toilet. How hard is it to aim?

Its easy to get a bulleye when you're standing arms reach from the dartboard. Not so much from the other end of the room.

I'm not even going to cover the isses that come up after sex, or erections. Please see the movie 40 year old virgin for more details.

Holy crap dude, the after sex peeing is terrible. Ladies, just imagine starting to go pee and assuming that you still only have one pee-hole, and the the stream will come out like it always does. But then when you actually start to pee, 3 more pee-holes are there, all pointing in a different direction.

That was rather graphic...but I know what you mean.

 

[ValkyrieofHouston]

How about it when you meet a guy for the first time and he automatically assumes you are looking for a sexual encounter? Guys, some women just want to meet and get to know first. We are all not so hard up! GRIN

 

[Peetoeng]

Originally posted by: jaysgirl
Pee on the toilet. How hard is it to aim?

Ever shoot at anything with with a crooked barrel?

Every pee is a unique trial and error problem. You cannot learn from past experience.

And for uncut penis, aiming is an act futility.

 

[dawnbug]

Originally posted by: LolaWiz
Cockiness, thinking they are God's gift to women.
When random men whistle and honk their horns as you are walking to get the mail.(FYI, that is NOT flattering)
Insensitiveness.

thats all. 🙂

That about sums it up. 😀

 

[ValkyrieofHouston]

Originally posted by: Rock Hydra

Originally posted by: Slvrtg277

Originally posted by: PingSpike

Originally posted by: jaysgirl
Pee on the toilet. How hard is it to aim?

Its easy to get a bulleye when you're standing arms reach from the dartboard. Not so much from the other end of the room.

I'm not even going to cover the isses that come up after sex, or erections. Please see the movie 40 year old virgin for more details.

Holy crap dude, the after sex peeing is terrible. Ladies, just imagine starting to go pee and assuming that you still only have one pee-hole, and the the stream will come out like it always does. But then when you actually start to pee, 3 more pee-holes are there, all pointing in a different direction.

That was rather graphic...but I know what you mean.

Ok, I'm confused on this one, you guys have more than one pee hole??

 

[Proletariat]

I think women expect too much from men and too little from themselves.

/thread

 

[ValkyrieofHouston]

What I want to know is what are some of the ladies favorite colognes on a guy. I like Dolce Gabbana, Sexy for him and some others....
What kind of scents do men like on women?

A curious mind wants to know.

 

[darkxshade]

"If you were my wife, I would massage your feet every night until you fell asleep"

 

[upsciLLion]

Not so much a pet peeve, but an unsolved mystery of the universe:

How can women go through toilet paper so fast? I understand you have to wipe after you pee, but still. You go through it like 10x faster than I go through it.

 

[ValkyrieofHouston]

Originally posted by: Proletariat
I think women expect too much from men and too little from themselves.

/thread

Did you see that thing on the news where that woman posed as a man for a year to experience what men go through on a day to day basis? I saw it on GMA one morning. They were interviewing her. She actually set up dates with women and everything. Her main comments were that it is really very hard for guys, and the rejection is unbelievable! She said that women do carry their past baggage of previous relationships and project this onto other potential mates/men.

It was very enlightening.

 

[Lola]

Originally posted by: ValkyrieofHouston
What I want to know is what are some of the ladies favorite colognes on a guy. I like Dolce Gabbana, Sexy for him and some others....
What kind of scents do men like on women?

A curious mind wants to know.

none. just the way he smells right after a shower or being outside. (not in a sweaty gross way).. turns me on SOOOO much more than cologne 🙂

 

[Rayden]

Originally posted by: ValkyrieofHouston
Do you gentlemen think it is appropriate to pay for a ladies dinner upon a first meeting? Just curious.... and how many of you open doors for a lady?

I try to hold the door open. This requires a slight bit of cooperation from the lady though. I can't hold it open for you, if you open the other door yourself.

 

[Proletariat]

Originally posted by: ValkyrieofHouston

Originally posted by: Proletariat
I think women expect too much from men and too little from themselves.

/thread

Did you see that thing on the news where that woman posed as a man for a year to experience what men go through on a day to day basis? I saw it on GMA one morning. They were interviewing her. She actually set up dates with women and everything. Her main comments were that it is really very hard for guys, and the rejection is unbelievable! She said that women do carry their past baggage of previous relationships and project this onto other potential mates/men.

It was very enlightening.

Yea I saw that. The lesbian woman right?

Women have become really hard to talk to these days in general.

 

[KarenMarie]

the only thing that the b/f does to piss me off...

the only phones we have are cordless. And when he is done talking on the phone, he will put the handset down wherever he is. Never puts it back in the cradle. So, i will try to use the phones and all the friggen batteries are dead.

besides that... nah.. nothing of importance. he is a really good guy and well worth the effort of overlooking the tiny little things that we are different about.

🙂

 

[Slvrtg277]

Originally posted by: ValkyrieofHouston

Originally posted by: Rock Hydra

Originally posted by: Slvrtg277

Originally posted by: PingSpike

Originally posted by: jaysgirl
Pee on the toilet. How hard is it to aim?

Its easy to get a bulleye when you're standing arms reach from the dartboard. Not so much from the other end of the room.

I'm not even going to cover the isses that come up after sex, or erections. Please see the movie 40 year old virgin for more details.

Holy crap dude, the after sex peeing is terrible. Ladies, just imagine starting to go pee and assuming that you still only have one pee-hole, and the the stream will come out like it always does. But then when you actually start to pee, 3 more pee-holes are there, all pointing in a different direction.

That was rather graphic...but I know what you mean.

Ok, I'm confused on this one, you guys have more than one pee hole??

No...we still only have one. It's just that the urine has some other substance that it has to encounter on its way out, that is only there after sex. Catch my drift? That substance being there causes a simple peeing to turn into one of those octopuss water toys that the kids play with in the front yard.

 

[ValkyrieofHouston]

Originally posted by: upsciLLion
Not so much a pet peeve, but an unsolved mystery of the universe:

How can women go through toilet paper so fast? I understand you have to wipe after you pee, but still. You go through it like 10x faster than I go through it.

We just want to make sure there is no funky stuff that we missed on our butt. Besides it would be embarrassing if during an intimate moment you had a smear or a smell. However I have found that guys arent nearly as diligent in this area. LOL

 

[jaysgirl]

Originally posted by: ValkyrieofHouston

Originally posted by: Proletariat
I think women expect too much from men and too little from themselves.

/thread

Did you see that thing on the news where that woman posed as a man for a year to experience what men go through on a day to day basis? I saw it on GMA one morning. They were interviewing her. She actually set up dates with women and everything. Her main comments were that it is really very hard for guys, and the rejection is unbelievable! She said that women do carry their past baggage of previous relationships and project this onto other potential mates/men.

It was very enlightening.

Has anyone read the book the woman wrote?
I'm thinking of buying it, it seems like a very interesting/enlightening read.

 

[Slvrtg277]

Originally posted by: KarenMarie
the only thing that the b/f does to piss me off...

the only phones we have are cordless. And when he is done talking on the phone, he will put the handset down wherever he is. Never puts it back in the cradle. So, i will try to use the phones and all the friggen batteries are dead.

besides that... nah.. nothing of importance. he is a really good guy and well worth the effort of overlooking the tiny little things that we are different about.

🙂

And to think, I always tell my woman to NOT put the phone in the cradle until the battery is worn down, to prevent the battery from losing its longevity after a charge!

 

[ValkyrieofHouston]

Originally posted by: Slvrtg277

Originally posted by: ValkyrieofHouston

Originally posted by: Rock Hydra

Originally posted by: Slvrtg277

Originally posted by: PingSpike

Originally posted by: jaysgirl
Pee on the toilet. How hard is it to aim?

Its easy to get a bulleye when you're standing arms reach from the dartboard. Not so much from the other end of the room.

I'm not even going to cover the isses that come up after sex, or erections. Please see the movie 40 year old virgin for more details.

Holy crap dude, the after sex peeing is terrible. Ladies, just imagine starting to go pee and assuming that you still only have one pee-hole, and the the stream will come out like it always does. But then when you actually start to pee, 3 more pee-holes are there, all pointing in a different direction.

That was rather graphic...but I know what you mean.

Ok, I'm confused on this one, you guys have more than one pee hole??

No...we still only have one. It's just that the urine has some other substance that it has to encounter on its way out, that is only there after sex. Catch my drift? That substance being there causes a simple peeing to turn into one of those octopuss water toys that the kids play with in the front yard.

LOL, I never thought about that, thanks for enlightening me! 😉

 

[upsciLLion]

Originally posted by: ValkyrieofHouston

Originally posted by: upsciLLion
Not so much a pet peeve, but an unsolved mystery of the universe:

How can women go through toilet paper so fast? I understand you have to wipe after you pee, but still. You go through it like 10x faster than I go through it.

We just want to make sure there is no funky stuff that we missed on our butt. Besides it would be embarrassing if during an intimate moment you had a smear or a smell. However I have found that guys arent nearly as dilegent in this area. LOL

I'm not the least bit hairless, but I still don't use nearly that much toilet paper. 😛

 

[ValkyrieofHouston]

You know that is a big turn on for some gals to have a guy shaved or trimmed up really neat.

 

[Slvrtg277]

Originally posted by: upsciLLion

Originally posted by: ValkyrieofHouston

Originally posted by: upsciLLion
Not so much a pet peeve, but an unsolved mystery of the universe:

How can women go through toilet paper so fast? I understand you have to wipe after you pee, but still. You go through it like 10x faster than I go through it.

We just want to make sure there is no funky stuff that we missed on our butt. Besides it would be embarrassing if during an intimate moment you had a smear or a smell. However I have found that guys arent nearly as dilegent in this area. LOL

I'm not the least bit hairless, but I still don't use nearly that much toilet paper. 😛

They use toilet paper EVERY time the go to the bathroom, not just when they go number 2.

 

[ValkyrieofHouston]

Originally posted by: upsciLLion

Originally posted by: ValkyrieofHouston

Originally posted by: upsciLLion
Not so much a pet peeve, but an unsolved mystery of the universe:

How can women go through toilet paper so fast? I understand you have to wipe after you pee, but still. You go through it like 10x faster than I go through it.

We just want to make sure there is no funky stuff that we missed on our butt. Besides it would be embarrassing if during an intimate moment you had a smear or a smell. However I have found that guys arent nearly as dilegent in this area. LOL

I'm not the least bit hairless, but I still don't use nearly that much toilet paper. 😛

Well, I guess women just like to be thorough!

 

[upsciLLion]

Originally posted by: Slvrtg277

Originally posted by: upsciLLion

Originally posted by: ValkyrieofHouston

Originally posted by: upsciLLion
Not so much a pet peeve, but an unsolved mystery of the universe:

How can women go through toilet paper so fast? I understand you have to wipe after you pee, but still. You go through it like 10x faster than I go through it.

We just want to make sure there is no funky stuff that we missed on our butt. Besides it would be embarrassing if during an intimate moment you had a smear or a smell. However I have found that guys arent nearly as dilegent in this area. LOL

I'm not the least bit hairless, but I still don't use nearly that much toilet paper. 😛

They use toilet paper EVERY time the go to the bathroom, not just when they go number 2.

I understand that, but how much toilet paper can it take to wipe after a piss? 😉

 

[Looney]

Originally posted by: ValkyrieofHouston
What is up with men channel surfing too? I mean, can't you just pick one channel and stick to that program? LOL

LOL yeah, that's definitely me. Especially when the commercial hits... i HAVE to flip through the channels until it's over.