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Ladies: Guys don't need compliments

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MaxDepth

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Last night I was running late to my volleyball game (outdoor, sand, co-ed sixes). I had just enoght time to run out into the sand with just my v-ball shorts on. After we played that match I went off the court to put my t-shirt on.

Some girls were watching the match. One said hey, why you putting your shirt on? And the other said yeah, we like eye candy too.

I couldn't stop smiling last night.

And awhile back I was in a local watering hole (read: bar), when one of the lesbians there told me that if she ever wanted to go straight she'd want me to be the one. Or, Brad Pitt. And then all her girlfriends proceeded to discuss of who the "lucky man" would be, should they ever go hetero.

Still, I took it as a compliment, freely given.


Yeah, we don't need them to live. But every once in awhile you say something nice to us and we will be putty in your hands.
 
If you have the power to turn lesbians straight, please feel free to start a cult so I can be your 1st member :laugh:
 
Relax everyone, Max works @ a mental institute in the Turrets ward. Absurdities like this are a common thing... 😉
 
roger, we compliment them all the time, I say we start to with hold sex until they compliment back!!!


wait I'm confused.....
 
I compliment my husband all the time.. most recently (beside bedroom adventures 😛) was yesterday when he was riding his bike in from work and i was like "oh you look so sexy with all that sweat glistening off your hot bod!" He blushed 🙂
 
Originally posted by: Atomicus
If you have the power to turn lesbians straight, please feel free to start a cult so I can be your 1st member :laugh:
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lesians are ugly. who want to turn them straight.
 
Originally posted by: welst10
Originally posted by: Atomicus
If you have the power to turn lesbians straight, please feel free to start a cult so I can be your 1st member :laugh:
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lesians are ugly. who want to turn them straight.
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Great generalization!
 
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