Ladies (and gay men)

[Amplifier]

First here is a picture of me .

My score on hotornot has oscolated between 8.9 and 9.1. What can I do to get into the 9.5-9.8 area? I'm 6'0" and 195 so I could overclock my muscles a bit if needed (I hate working out though).

Any advice would be appreciated.

 

[akubi]

oh boy.

get your flame suit on.

 

[suicidalpigeon]

yes, do what you hate doing.

 

[aidanjm]

take your clothes off!

 

[kogase]

People who aren't myopic, simpering little twits tend to be hotter. What I'm saying is, mold the mind, and the body will follow.

 

[chuckywang]

You could replace your picture with a pic of Elisha Cuthbert. That would do it.

 

[wasserkool]

by posting that question here, you have failed in life

 

[Rock Hydra]

Am I assuming correctly that you want attention from both women and gay men?

 

[EyeMNathan]

You could age out of your pre-teens first. That would improve the sex life dramatically.

 

[EyeMWing]

Null? Is that you?

 

[LordNoob]

Originally posted by: Amplifier
First here is a picture of me .

My score on hotornot has oscolated between 8.9 and 9.1. What can I do to get into the 9.5-9.8 area? I'm 6'0" and 195 so I could overclock my muscles a bit if needed (I hate working out though).

Any advice would be appreciated.

Your social skills not involving a computer appear to be underclocked.

 

[daveymark]

hotornot scores are usually weighted +3 points on average. too many people vote "10" without really looking at the pic, because they want to see the naked guys quickly

 

[Rock Hydra]

WTF is up with plays on peoples' names. Sheesh.

 

[Epic Fail]

too easy to make a parody of this.

 

[akubi]

Originally posted by: daveymark
hotornot scores are usually weighted +3 points on average. too many people vote "10" without really looking at the pic, because they want to see the naked guys quickly

speak for yourself!

 

[Amplifier]

Originally posted by: daveymark
hotornot scores are usually weighted +3 points on average. too many people vote "10" without really looking at the pic, because they want to see the naked guys quickly

I'm still in the top 10 percentile .

 

[TipsyMcStagger]

grow a badass beard/mustache combo

 

[BW86]

Shave your head and grow a beard

 

[Nitemare]

I'd become gay if I were you. You have that whole Justin Timberlake thing going on.

 

[Rent]

Punch yourself in the face a few times, it might help.

 

[waitman]

Must be the wrong link, That can't be right!

 

[feelingshorter]

Originally posted by: wasserkool
by posting that question here, you have failed in life

 

[suicidalpigeon]

nm

 

[jds2006]

How did you get an average of 8.9?

You're more like a 5

 

[Ns1]

Originally posted by: feelingshorter

Originally posted by: wasserkool
by posting that question here, you have failed in life