Kristi Noem suffers allergic reaction ambulances to hospital…

[Moonbeam]

https://www.politico.com/news/2025/06/17/kristi-noem-hospital-00411230

I wonder if the offending substance was truth.

 

[HomerJS]

Did she get too close to decency and broke out in hives?

 

[SteveGrabowski]

Hopefully it's AIDS

 

[brycejones]

Hopefully it's AIDS

Too slow

 

[BonzaiDuck]

In her news events, she comes off as dumber than a sack of rocks. Very diplomatic -- to accuse my state and local officials of being "socialists" and "communists". She didn't know what Habeas Corpus is, and wouldn't know the difference between a broader definition of socialism and the specifics of communism. Karen Bass isn't a commie, and neither is Gavin Newsom.

But Kristi Noem is a Moron.

Ordinarily, you'd mention these people as not fit be be appointed or elected as dog-catcher. But if Noem or Trump for that matter were dog catcher, I'd put in an emergency call to the ASPCA. I'd even call 9-11 and report "dogs in danger -- please help!"

 

[SteveGrabowski]

Too slow

AIDS, not HIV

 

[BonzaiDuck]

AIDS, not HIV

Ebola might be suitable, but without Obama in the White House and his pandemic prevention team, Noem could start a terrible pandemic.

Now I'm reminded to check the drug store for my vaccination record because there's a new strain of COVID going around.

 

[eelw]

Let’s have a cabinet meeting and hope it’s extremely contagious

 

[brycejones]

AIDS, not HIV

I know the difference, still too slow.

 

[SteveGrabowski]

I know the difference, still too slow.

If it was good enough for Roy Cohn seems good enough for her tbh

 

[brycejones]

If it was good enough for Roy Cohn seems good enough for her tbh

TOO FUCKING SLOW

 

[VRAMdemon]

Did she get a bad TACO?

Her lips and face are already swollen past the breaking point. Allergic reaction to plastic surgery, collagen, Botox, fillers, foundation? There is no way the pores on her face get oxygen with all that clay on there.

Puppies are dancing in the streets, everywhere!

RFK Jr’s advice on allergic reactions:

Take this horse dewormer then walk it off buttercup!

 

[dank69]

Take her out behind the shed like she did with that dog.

 

[trenchfoot]

Let’s have a cabinet meeting and hope it’s extremely contagious

Given how inept and incompetent Trump and his cabinet of clowns are screwing things up in their myopic drive for standing up Trump's Kingship, I don't think whatever's Noem infected with can make things any worse. Things might actually get better if they all fall into an even deeper catatonic stupor and get replaced by the folks these cretins fired for being good at their jobs. Can't have Trump's amateurs look bad from their career underling's knowing their jobs and outshining those FOX MAGAt pinheads Trump installed.

 

[Moonbeam]

Did she get too close to decency and broke out in hives?

That would have been fatal.

 

[uallas5]

allergic reaction to cheek filler/Botox/rhinoplasty/collagen?

a before and after:

 

[HomerJS]

This will be Noem's new look.

 

[trenchfoot]

This will be Noem's new look.

Wow, I feel so sorry for her for having her head get stuck in a hornet's nest. Yet it looks like she had a swell of a time.

 

[Perknose]

I suffer too. I am allergic to Kristi Noem.

 

[BoomerD]

This will be Noem's new look.

That would get her fired. Trump only wants beautiful women around him.

 

[outriding]

That would get her fired. Trump only wants beautiful women around him.

Explain Laura Loomer smart guy

 

[nickqt]

Probably got the allergic reaction while she was busy tearing up the Constitution.

 

[cytg111]

Explain Laura Loomer smart guy

Well he probably got to actually tap that.

 

[outriding]

Well he probably got to actually tap that.

Gross

 

[Moonbeam]

I suffer too. I am allergic to Kristi Noem.

AKA the dick shriveling effect.