Kobe!?!

[HendrixFan]

Don't understand the hate, Kobe is awesome

Detective Winters: Okay, all right um, did anything happen in the room?
Bryant: Like what?
Detective Loya: Uh, did you guys hug or kiss?
Detective Winters: Kiss or hug?
Bryant: No.
Detective Winters: Okay. Um. I’ll be blunt and ask you. Did you have sexual intercourse with her?
Bryant: No.
Detective Winters: Okay. Uh, what, okay, Kobe here’s, here’s what I’d like to do okay. Um, yet there is an allegation that it was an unconsensual intercourse that occurred last night, okay. All right. Hang on, okay, hang on, I understand you have every right to be upset, okay, but you know, I’m giving you an opportunity to tell the truth if something did happen, because I’m gonna tell you now, um, we’re gonna find out.
Bryant: So, what, what ...?
Detective Winters: She, she submitted to, she submitted to an exam. Okay.
Bryant: OK, so now what happens. Okay listen ...
Detective Winters: Well, what we want ...
Detective Loya: Let us, let him explain everything first ..
Detective Winters: Let me explain to you, okay.
Detective Loya: ... and then we’ll answer your questions Mr. Bryant.
Bryant: Okay.
Detective Winters: Okay, well, what I’d like ...
Bryant: Is there any way I can settle this whatever it is, I mean ... ?
Detective Winters: Well, what do you mean by settle?
Bryant: If my wife, if my wife found out that anybody made any type of allegations against me she would be infuriated.
Detective Loya: Kobe ...
Bryant: That’s all I care about.

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Detective Winters: ... okay, hear me out, okay. Um, it’s possible that at some point that she may have told you no, I don’t want to do this, yeah you know, maybe she did lead you on a little bit and she kissed you and then she said, and then she said now, I don’t want to do ths, I don’t want this to happen. Okay.
Bryant: (Inaudible) if she said that, I stopped, nope. No semen, no nothing.
Detective Winters: Did you finish?
Bryant: No.
Detective Loya: Well there’s always pre-ejaculation are you aware of that?
Bryant: Are you kidding me?
Detective Winters: Well ...
Detective Loya: I’m not kidding you, it’s, they teach you that in seventh grade sex ed.
Bryant: We stopped cold. (Inaudible).
Detective Winters: How long did it go for?
Bryant: (Inaudible) five minutes maybe.
Detective Winters: Okay, all right. Now ...
Detective Loya: During that time did she ever say anything to you? Did she scream no stop I don’t wanna do it?
Detective Winters: What was she saying?
Detective Loya: The best thing is to be straight up Kobe. That way we can resolve it.
Bryant: Okay. I’m thinking, I’m thinking. (Pause) I’m trying to think of the conversation we had (inaudible).
Detective Winters: Well okay.
Detective Loya: Did you ever have her from the back of her head or her neck? Were you ... ? What kind of intercourse was it?
Bryant: (inaudible) held her from the back? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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Detective Loya: Okay. Did she, did you get any blood on you or anything like that?
Bryant: She didn’t bleed, did she?
Detective Loya: Yeah, she had, she had a lot of bleeding.
Bryant: You’ve got to be kidding, from where?
Detective Loya: From her vaginal area.
Bryant: Did she cut herself or something, there’s no blood on me whatsoever man, matter of fact, I still have the boxers (inaudible) boxers, they’re all white, there’s nothing on them. ...
Detective Winters: Is it okay if we take those, I means it’s just gonna ... ?
Bryant: All right, all right, can I ask you a question though?
Detective Winters: I’ll let you ask some questions.
Bryant: I do not want it to get to the media.

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Detective Winters: I mean is it possible that at some point she could have told you no and you didn’t quite hear her?
Bryant: No, absolutely not, absolutely not.
Detective Winters: Did you ever make the allegation that you like Vail Colorado when you were having sex with her?
Bryant: No.
Detective Loya: Did you ever ask her if you wanted, if you could ...
Bryant: Yes. That’s when she said no. That’s when she said no. That’s when she said no.
Detective Loya: So what did, what did you say?
Detective Winters: What did you say, how did that, how did that come about?
Bryant: Um, you know, that’s when I asked if I could ..., she said no.
Detective Loya: So you like to ... ?
Bryant: That’s my thing, not always, I mean, so I stopped. Jesus Christ man. (Inaudible).
Detective Winters: So how was this, how was this consensual, I mean, wha, wha, explain to me how this was consensual.
Bryant: It sounds pretty ... crazy to me. (Inaudible) and all that.
Detective Winters: Well no, no, no, no explain to me how you think this was consensual?

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Bryant: I don’t know man, I don’t even know if I’ll be able to play this season with this ... going on. If it becomes public I’ll lose my wife. ...
Detective Loya: How long have you been married?
Bryant: ... and all my endorsements.
Detective Loya: How long have you been married?
Bryant: Two years. My wife and daughter, them mean everything man, everything man, up an until now (inaudible).
Detective Loya: Well, did you think about that before what you were doing though? It’s a chance you take when you play.
Bryant: It was consensual, there was nothing weird you know what I mean.
Detective Winters: Did she say anything to do to provoke any of this to happen?
(Elevator door ringing.)
Bryant: She said she wanted to, you know, she hoped that I would ... her.
Detective Winters: When did she say that?
Bryant: I’m trying to think how it came about, how ...
Detective Winters: Is that your stuff?
Bryant: Yeah that’s mine. I can’t believe this girl. What does she want from me?
Detective Loya: Do you want me to carry those for you Kobe?
Bryant: Yeah. What does she want, what does she want?
Detective Winters: I don’t think she wants anything.
Bryant: Are you kidding me?
Detective Loya: What are you willing to give her?
Bryant: She has to want, she has to want something (inaudible) she has to want something.
Detective Winters: What do you mean she has to want something? I don’t understand.
Bryant: She has to have a, she has to have a motive, to do, she has to have a motive to do this.
Detective Winters: What would be, what do you think her motive is then?
Detective Loya: Are you willing to pay that if she is?
Bryant; I got to. I got to. I’m in the worst ... situation.

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Detective Winters: I understand this puts you in a weird position. Obviously. This is a serious allegation and, and what I’d like to do is I’d like you to hear me out. Um, okay, um, and I understand this is a serious allegation and obviously if this turns out to be a false allegation she’s obviously gonna be dealt with accordingly okay. Um, but, we do have an allegation right now okay and I feel um, and I understand that you claim that this was consensual okay, um, do you think there’s any possibility that at some point during this entire incident that she said no and it just happened to go on a little bit further and it just and then you quit.
Bryant: No. I stopped (inaudible), I stopped.
Detective Winters: When did she, when did you stop, what, what made you stop?
Bryant: Well I asked her about the ... thing and she was like no, I don’t know.
Detective Loya: How many times did you ask her?
Bryant: Once.
Detective Winters: Okay, all right, okay. You said, when, did it stop at that point?
Bryant: Um, did I stop? (Inaudible) She went like this (inaudible), I asked her if I could ... and she was like no um, I thought she was cool, you know, I stopped. I stopped pumping and uh, I just, I just stood there like this (inaudible) and um, then she just moved like this.
Detective Loya: And what happened from there, where did she go?
Bryant: Nothing. She was like um, can I have a couple autographs. You know what um, (inaudible) I’ll give them, I’ll give them to you tomorrow. The pen’s still there, the pen and the paper she handed to me are still here.

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Detective Winters: Okay, um, why wouldn’t you give her an autograph that night compared to waiting for tomorrow? I don’t understand that.
Bryant: I don’t know. I just, I just, I do it like that, that’s what I do. Like sometimes I feel like signing ... right there on the spot, sometimes I don’t. I mean you know (inaudible) she hands me the envelope um, ... it’s not like you have a lot of basketball stars here you know.

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Detective Winters: Would you be willing to take a polygraph examination?
Bryant: Oh, yeah, I’d do it. I’ve never done one before (inaudible).
Detective Winters: You know what they are?
Bryant: Yeah. (Inaudible). That’s like a case isn’t it?
Detective Winters: What’s that?
Bryant: I gotta go to court to do that?
Detective Winters: No.
Detective Loya: No. What a polygraph is, it’s a lie detector test. What we’ll do ...

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Detective Winters: And I understand, and just let me finish okay. So one you lied to us, okay, that doesn’t help. Two, um, then, then we confront this issue and you seemed a little bit skeptical in the details of exactly what happened throughout the entire incident okay. I’m not saying you’re a person that would do something like this okay. I agree with you, I agree that you got caught up in the moment. Okay. No doubt about it, you know, no doubt about it whatsoever. What I think you got caught up in also Mr. Bryant, is that, and I agree, I, I completely agree you, it was consensual up to the point of the hugging and kissing issue I agree, completely consensual. I have no issues with that whatsoever. What I, what I’m being, what I’m skeptical on is that I don’t know how consensual the sexual intercourse was. Okay. I don’t, I don’t, I guess to be honest with you I’m not sure, I’m not sure, if we’re getting all the facts presented to us as far as exactly what happened. See this is the way I look at it, I you know, I look at it this way, she’s an attractive young lady okay.
Bryant: She wasn’t that attractive.
Detective Winters: You know, well, she’s okay, okay. Um, she’s young, you know, she’s excited to see you, no, no questions asked about that whatsoever. And you’re right, you both got caught up in the moment, um, then things started happening with her, she started thinking one way, uh, she started thinking no, I don’t want to do this, but then again you know, being the person you are, you are a respectable person. I have the utmost respect for you. But being caught up in the moment (stutter in tape) even though she told you no, you know, I’m not comfortable doing this, you know, I think you tried, you know, just wanted to finish okay.
Bryant: I didn’t finish a ... thing.
Detective Winters: And I know it stopped at a certain point okay, um ...
Detective Loya: By, by no means do we think that you’re ...
Bryant: Matter of fact.
Detective Winters: Go ahead.
Bryant: I (inaudible) ... when she left. (Inaudible).
Detective Loya: Mr. Bryant by no means do we think you’re a sexual predator or ...
Bryant: I did not do this. I (Inaudible) at all.
Detective Loya: Anything like that. But, but we do have evidence already where there’s some vaginal tearing where it’s consistent more that it was ...
Bryant: (Inaudible). You’ve got to be kidding.
Detective Loya: Well let me finish, but it’s consistent with more than just what I believe, more than five minutes of sexual intercourse. Okay.
Bryant: Well, that’s all there was.
Detective Loya: Even though, even though you said it was pretty, you’re pretty big you said it was easy to penetrate her.

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[DanTMWTMP]

I am only on page 3 and this made me lol.

Page 6 goodness.

Post 260 in that thread is hilarious. I won't post a link to it as it is NSFW, but I fell out laughing badly.

LOL omg... ok, i'm done for the night. that was it. hahaha oh gawd...

 

[QueBert]

Fuck Kobe, I can't wait to see Lebron shut him down, and I can't wait till his ass retires so I can go back to being a Lakers fan again.