Kobe Bryant = Butt Pirate? ***10/06 UPDATE: ABOUT TO GO CONFIRMED***

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UglyCasanova

Lifer
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Originally posted by: her209
Can someone count the number of times they say: butt, anal, tush, behind, can, etc, during the course of the trial?

That would make a great drinking game. :)
 

SaigonK

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Wll..he should get what is coming to him..he screwed up and he should pay for it..just because he is a nice guy for the camera and the press doesnt mean he isnt some chick raping freak...goddam celebs...he will probably get off with a slap on the wrist and a promise not to do it again..for a week or two...

Of course if it were you or me, our wives wouldnt be standing by us (you know that crazy b!tch is in it for the cash..she doesnt have squat without him) and we would get 3-5 for rape.
 

TheNinja

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Originally posted by: SaigonK
Wll..he should get what is coming to him..he screwed up and he should pay for it..just because he is a nice guy for the camera and the press doesnt mean he isnt some chick raping freak...goddam celebs...he will probably get off with a slap on the wrist and a promise not to do it again..for a week or two...

Of course if it were you or me, our wives wouldnt be standing by us (you know that crazy b!tch is in it for the cash..she doesnt have squat without him) and we would get 3-5 for rape.

If convicted I'm sure he will serve time, celeb or not. His wife should divorce his ass and take 1/2 of his earnings and endorsments-- Mrs.Jeff Gordon style.
 

Ylen13

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Originally posted by: Staley8
Originally posted by: SaigonK
Wll..he should get what is coming to him..he screwed up and he should pay for it..just because he is a nice guy for the camera and the press doesnt mean he isnt some chick raping freak...goddam celebs...he will probably get off with a slap on the wrist and a promise not to do it again..for a week or two...

Of course if it were you or me, our wives wouldnt be standing by us (you know that crazy b!tch is in it for the cash..she doesnt have squat without him) and we would get 3-5 for rape.

If convicted I'm sure he will serve time, celeb or not. His wife should divorce his ass and take 1/2 of his earnings and endorsments-- Mrs.Jeff Gordon style.


his wife should take every single dime, and he should spend the rest of his life in prison
 

digitalsm

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Originally posted by: Staley8
Originally posted by: SaigonK
Wll..he should get what is coming to him..he screwed up and he should pay for it..just because he is a nice guy for the camera and the press doesnt mean he isnt some chick raping freak...goddam celebs...he will probably get off with a slap on the wrist and a promise not to do it again..for a week or two...

Of course if it were you or me, our wives wouldnt be standing by us (you know that crazy b!tch is in it for the cash..she doesnt have squat without him) and we would get 3-5 for rape.

If convicted I'm sure he will serve time, celeb or not. His wife should divorce his ass and take 1/2 of his earnings and endorsments-- Mrs.Jeff Gordon style.

Yeah if convicted Kobes screwed, and will likely get jail time. It might actually be better to server 5-10 years than spend his whole life on probation.

Also about Jeff Gorden. The court came to the conclusion that Gorden did not cheat on his wife, and he and his wife had a $15million out of court settlement. She did not get anywhere near half of his money like she had wanted.

 

Feldenak

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Originally posted by: Ylen13
Originally posted by: Staley8
Originally posted by: SaigonK
Wll..he should get what is coming to him..he screwed up and he should pay for it..just because he is a nice guy for the camera and the press doesnt mean he isnt some chick raping freak...goddam celebs...he will probably get off with a slap on the wrist and a promise not to do it again..for a week or two...

Of course if it were you or me, our wives wouldnt be standing by us (you know that crazy b!tch is in it for the cash..she doesnt have squat without him) and we would get 3-5 for rape.

If convicted I'm sure he will serve time, celeb or not. His wife should divorce his ass and take 1/2 of his earnings and endorsments-- Mrs.Jeff Gordon style.


his wife should take every single dime, and he should spend the rest of his life in prison

If convicted.
 

wnied

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Oct 10, 1999
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Once a butt pirate, always a butt pirate.

Aint nuthin wrong with tappin a well in the yard with some strange once in awhile...

...just so long as the other party agrees to it.

~wnied~
 

JJWalker

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I just keep thinking, if Kobe would taken his time and spent $20 on red wine and AquaLube he'd have probably been in like Flynn.
 

aircooled

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Originally posted by: JJWalker
I just keep thinking, if Kobe would taken his time and spent $20 on red wine and AquaLube he'd have probably been in like Flynn.


Yep, alcohol = instant panty remover.

 

Zombie

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I am still undecided on "Guilty" issue. But if found guilty I am sure he will have to file for bankruptcy. His money will be divided in to 3 parts

1) Wife
2) Victim
3) Lawyers

all other left over money will go to his Bankruptcy lawyers.

yes he will be poorer than Mike Tyson by the time he gets out of this mess. All this if he is convited.
 

digitalsm: OMFG.....STFU! You suck.

"I heard, that the bell hop heard, with his telepathic powers........"
 

tokamak

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Originally posted by: JJWalker
I just keep thinking, if Kobe would taken his time and spent $20 on red wine and AquaLube he'd have probably been in like Flynn.

ROFL, JJWalker, you just made my day. thanks :D:beer:
 

digitalsm

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digitalsm: OMFG.....STFU! You suck.

"I heard, that the bell hop heard, with his telepathic powers........"

No I read, a credible report, the lends credibility to other earlier reports. Early reports were that she had visible brusing that was still apparent two weeks after the alleged sexual assault. Yesterdays report by ABC, stating that the DA has a bellhop that will testify that he saw the girl shortly after she left Kobes room and that she was crying, in hysterics and had red marks on her face and neck. That report also said the DA has photographs of said bruises.

 

CrazyDe1

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he does have a pirate ship in his house...if I were him I'd be role playing on it too...
I'd probably be like you best be believing in ghost stories Vanessa because you're in one!!
and then proceed to butt pirate her...
 

Salvador

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"South"? I guess that depends on your point of reference. ;)

The goofy thing about this is that I've known girls to want this instead of regular sex. They said that they were trying to stay a virgin until they got married. What's with this? Don't girls these days think that oral or anal sex is sex?

Sal
 

DurocShark

Lifer
Apr 18, 2001
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Originally posted by: Salvador
"South"? I guess that depends on your point of reference. ;)

The goofy thing about this is that I've known girls to want this instead of regular sex. They said that they were trying to stay a virgin until they got married. What's with this? Don't girls these days think that oral or anal sex is sex?

Sal

Bill Clinton definition of sex. ;)
 

SCSIfreek

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Mar 3, 2000
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Please God not another OJ trail in the making. Putting that racist card thing is not cool.
 

Jugernot

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Oct 12, 1999
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Originally posted by: Howard
There's no way he could have done it. It wouldn't have fit.

First, skin has amazing stretching ability. Child birth is a prime example of this...

Two, she had to get 13 sutures..... that means, it probably didn't fit, but he pushed it anyway. He's a piece of $hit that will get his payback in prison many times over! :| :|

(Jugs shoots..... and SCORES!) :Q