Know any good drinking games

apologetic

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So, a buddy of mine is coming to visit and he wants to do two things: drink and play golf.

Anybody know of a way to combine the two?
 

MikeMike

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everytime you hit the ball, you drink 1/4 beer.

see how long you last on 18 holes.

if you both shoot 96, thats a 24 pack each.
 

apologetic

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Originally posted by: MIKEMIKE
everytime you hit the ball, you drink 1/4 beer.

see how long you last on 18 holes.

if you both shoot 96, thats a 24 pack each.

I don't think we can fit that much beer in our bags. Plus, I doubt anyone would finish still conscious.
 

EvilYoda

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Depending on your handicap, the simple way would be to just take a drink for every par/birdie you make...rewards, not punishment. If you play a shot/drink for every bogey/etc, you'll probably die pretty quickly. :p
 

Alex

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i wouldn't wanna combine those too.... cause after you get kinda drunk you'll really start sucking and getting even more drunk and then you will probably run the golfcart into the pond and it won't be funny.
 

Mr Pickles

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You could just be guys and drink because you don't need a silly little game to keep your mind on consumption. What do you think?
 

Joemonkey

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if you don't hit your drive past the women's tees you have to play the rest of the hole with your wang hanging out of your pants... drinking is involved because no one would do it sober
 

LeadMagnet

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Try Simpson softball

Umpire: OK, let's go over the ground rules. You can't leave first until you chug a beer. And then scoring, you have to chug a beer. You have to chug a beer after all odd-numbered innings. Oh, and the 4th inning is the beer inning.

Chief Wiggum: Hey, we know how to play softball!
 

archiloco

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Originally posted by: LeadMagnet
Try Simpson softball

Umpire: OK, let's go over the ground rules. You can't leave first until you chug a beer. And then scoring, you have to chug a beer. You have to chug a beer after all odd-numbered innings. Oh, and the 4th inning is the beer inning.

Chief Wiggum: Hey, we know how to play softball!

hahahaha.......will keep that in mind.


i guess for golf it would be

umpire :eek:K, let's go over the ground rules. You can't putt until you chug a beer. And then scoring (birdie/par), you have to chug a beer. You have to chug a beer after all odd-numbered holes. Oh, and the 4th hole is the beer hole.

Chief Wiggum: Hey, we know how to play golfl!
 

Pastore

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Originally posted by: franguinho
i wouldn't wanna combine those too.... cause after you get kinda drunk you'll really start sucking and getting even more drunk and then you will probably run the golfcart into the pond and it won't be funny.

I disagree, that would probably be the funniest crap I've ever seen. :)
 

j00fek

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Originally posted by: MIKEMIKE
everytime you hit the ball, you drink 1/4 beer.

see how long you last on 18 holes.

if you both shoot 96, thats a 24 pack each.

:thumbsup: :beer: