Egads, you're a brave man. Never know how folks (or the mods) might react to an April Fool's joke, especially one as good as yours.
Heh, just watched two of your namesake's excellent flicks tonight.
"Hard Boiled" and "The Killer."
Sweetly bloody action for those of you who've never seen 'em.
Favorite line (Hard Boiled):
Tony: You got a guy called Vodka?
Superintendant Pang: Vodka? Tequila! A heavy duty cop.