Kingdom of Loathing

[Coquito]

You're fighting a spooky mummy


In the Spooky Forest, you are attacked by one of the spookiest mummies you've ever seen.
This isn't saying much, though, since you've never found mummies to be particularly spooky. I mean, "Ooooh, no! I'll have to walk slightly faster if I want to escape!"

 

[JustAnAverageGuy]

You can't quite remember what happened during this adventure, but you're pretty sure it involved some hot Gnoll chick.

Way to go tiger.

hehe, that bar gives massive XP. Lot of drunkness though

 

[HardcoreRobot]

applied as hardcore robot

 

[TheVrolok]

Originally posted by: OrganizedChaos
Meatloaf Helmet

This is a helmet made out of meatloaf. You feel like a Bat out of Hell when you wear it. You would do anything for this helmet (but you won't do that.)

thats awesome

LOL, I may have to try this.

 

[Joemonkey]

second character Tatayana applied to the clan

 

[Nitemare]

That's weird. I get 10 rat whiskers, go back to the Council and they don't give me credit for doing it. They still mention me having to do it.

 

[Pepsei]

I couldn't even get one whisker, I got my ass handed to me.

 

[Nitemare]

Originally posted by: Pepsei
I couldn't even get one whisker, I got my ass handed to me.

I got it handed to me twice, one time it took off 18 hp in one shebang. Barely got the ten, but the Council is being a beyotch

 

[Shockwave]

Need more turns...

 

[NikPreviousAcct]

Originally posted by: Shockwave
Need more turns...

drink salty dogs

 

[screw3d]

Another account Lvl 3 Disco Bandit under "grandnagus"

 

[JustAnAverageGuy]

Originally posted by: Nitemare
That's weird. I get 10 rat whiskers, go back to the Council and they don't give me credit for doing it. They still mention me having to do it.

Go back to the tavern one more time, the owner will give you a ring.

 

[Shockwave]

Originally posted by: FFMCobalt

Originally posted by: Shockwave
Need more turns...

drink salty dogs

Only lvl 4. Can I get Salty Dogs at lvl 4?

 

[knivox]

applied as grimlakalaka

 

[Chu]

Wondering . . . where's the best area to level up around ~5? I love Whitey's Woods - but it's not doing much for the stats I really need to work on (muscle).

On the other hand. man those white lightning's pack a punch.

-Chu

 

[Phoenix86]

Originally posted by: Nitemare

Originally posted by: Pepsei
I couldn't even get one whisker, I got my ass handed to me.

I got it handed to me twice, one time it took off 18 hp in one shebang. Barely got the ten, but the Council is being a beyotch

Go back to the bar. You can buy salty dogs in the flea market, more expensive than the mall, but you can get them at any level.

edit: new account, SealMeat

 

[NikPreviousAcct]

Originally posted by: Shockwave

Originally posted by: FFMCobalt

Originally posted by: Shockwave
Need more turns...

drink salty dogs

Only lvl 4. Can I get Salty Dogs at lvl 4?

Salty Dogs are for sale at the mall for 66 meat. If you can't get into the mall (I forget what level you have to be), ask someone in the clan who's online to buy them for you or someone in chat to buy them for you. Also, eat Lord of the Flies Fries. They give you 3 adventures, lots of stats, but don't get you drunk. They're just as cheap in the mall.

 

[Yossarian]

dumb question, how do you exit chat without logging out?

 

[NikPreviousAcct]

have you tried /exit ?
I really don't know. But worst case senario is that you log out and log back in.

 

[squeeg22]

applied to join the clan as squeeg22.

 

[NikPreviousAcct]

Welcome! Don't forget to hit the clan site and register.

 

[Nitemare]

Originally posted by: Phoenix86

Originally posted by: Nitemare

Originally posted by: Pepsei
I couldn't even get one whisker, I got my ass handed to me.

I got it handed to me twice, one time it took off 18 hp in one shebang. Barely got the ten, but the Council is being a beyotch

Go back to the bar. You can buy salty dogs in the flea market, more expensive than the mall, but you can get them at any level.

edit: new account, SealMeat

Finished it, did the meatcar and beanstalk(enchanted bean) as well, would have did the Friars, but too low of a level and haven't found a gnollish flyswatter to start the Sinister Cave one.

 

[Stark]

Originally posted by: FFMCobalt
have you tried /exit ?
I really don't know. But worst case senario is that you log out and log back in.

hey nik, when i tried those fries i lost a ton of moxie. i used the adventures in the gym and got all the moxie back, so in the end i came out ahead (and was able to do it while too drunk to adventure). There's a type of beer that does the same thing (gain something, but lose another stat).

 

[Phoenix86]

Originally posted by: Nitemare

Originally posted by: Phoenix86

Originally posted by: Nitemare

Originally posted by: Pepsei
I couldn't even get one whisker, I got my ass handed to me.

I got it handed to me twice, one time it took off 18 hp in one shebang. Barely got the ten, but the Council is being a beyotch

Go back to the bar. You can buy salty dogs in the flea market, more expensive than the mall, but you can get them at any level.

edit: new account, SealMeat

Finished it, did the meatcar and beanstalk(enchanted bean) as well, would have did the Friars, but too low of a level and haven't found a gnollish flyswatter to start the Sinister Cave one.

I think I have one(flyswatter), I'll put it in the stash if I got it.

hey nik, when i tried those fries i lost a ton of moxie.

So what is a good food to eat? Something cheaper with a good # of adventurs and no loss stats (no gain is ok too).

 

[dc]

i've been eating bean burritos and salty dogs. anything better bang for the buck?