King David

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By bringing the Ark of the Covenant to his city, David established Jerusalem, symbolically and practically, as both a religious and political capital
 

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He's in the top 3.

Right up there with King Arthur and Don King.

Edit: Oooh, 1000. Under 6 years, too.
 

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Originally posted by: Trippin315
Originally posted by: Playmaker
He's in the top 3.

Right up there with King Arthur and Don King.

Top Four - the Burger King, he has the Whopper, what more to you need.

Agreed. He also has some amazing moves on the gridiron.
 

gigapet

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Originally posted by: Trippin315
Originally posted by: Playmaker
He's in the top 3.

Right up there with King Arthur and Don King.

Top Four - the Burger King, he has the Whopper, what more to you need.

are you implying that

whopper > bringing the ark of the covenant to jerusalem
 

Linflas

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Originally posted by: gigapet
By bringing the Ark of the Covenant to his city, David established Jerusalem, symbolically and practically, as both a religious and political capital

Also he had that whole killing the giant with a slingshot thing going for him as well.
 

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Originally posted by: gigapet
Originally posted by: Trippin315
Originally posted by: Playmaker
He's in the top 3.

Right up there with King Arthur and Don King.

Top Four - the Burger King, he has the Whopper, what more to you need.

are you implying that

whopper > bringing the ark of the covenant to jerusalem

whopper > or = bringing the ark of the covenant to jerusalem.
Not that is really relevant, but i am Catholic, sooo......there is is.
 

Playmaker

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Originally posted by: gigapet
Originally posted by: Trippin315
Originally posted by: Playmaker
He's in the top 3.

Right up there with King Arthur and Don King.

Top Four - the Burger King, he has the Whopper, what more to you need.

are you implying that

whopper > bringing the ark of the covenant to jerusalem

Implied? Umm, I thought that was just a generally assumed fact.

A whopper tastes great and the ark makes your face melt off if you look at it...You decide...
 

fitzov

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Yeah, but then Indiana Jones had to rescue the Ark and the Americans stashed it at Area51.
 

Playmaker

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Originally posted by: tennisflip
Originally posted by: Playmaker
Originally posted by: Trippin315
Originally posted by: Playmaker
He's in the top 3.

Right up there with King Arthur and Don King.

Top Four - the Burger King, he has the Whopper, what more to you need.

Agreed. He also has some amazing moves on the gridiron.

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