So with the Ipad2 you can have 16gb (I am not sure what the actual amount is available, ) no option for more and well all for only more than 3x the price of the Fire. How is the Fire FAIL? What is fail is people's expectations of what it is supposed to be. I still don't get what is so hard to understand about using the cloud with wifi. How often are you not by wifi these days? If you go for long periods without wifi, then clearly it is not for you. Even then, you could always...connect with your phone's wifi if you were so inclined. It's not really all that complicated. Most people have wifi at home, office, in public, at airports, hotels...everywhere. Clearly you expect a little too much for a $199 piece of equipment.
FYI, the reason I still haven't bought an IPAD is because I never felt that is actually did enough to validate it's pricepoint...especially when I could buy very nice laptop in that range. It's all relative.