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Kindergartner expelled for making gun with hands

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shawnd1 said:
i guess fingers are a lot worse than carrying illegal drugs. Maybe today's fingers are a lot stronger because video games are more fun. Back in my day we'd play nes for 15 minutes then throw the controller against the wall and go do something else. We'd go take lsd or something.
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lmao :^D
 
LordMorpheus said:
Haha. You can actually do that in a badass way. Watch Gran Torino.

It only works if you actually have a Colt Model 1911 pistol or an M1 Garand to whip out when people don't take you seriously.
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/raises thumb and points index finger at the Lord, slowly moving hand across my vision following his movement, moves thumb down and swiftly pulls hand up in reflex motion

PEW!

😛
 
Tragedy averted. Thank God. Some kids these days have been bringing in guns DESIGNED TO LOOK LIKE A HAND. Same color and everything. Here is a picture of a gangster kid with one of these new gun hands. I bet you can't tell the difference. It's really styming police departments.
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JS80 said:
Did you have a public school education? They're all liberal douchebags.
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I had a public school education and I was a "bad kid." Disruptive, lack of attention, a general pain in the ass. Bottom line, during elementary school I didn't see the light of day for recess, I spent most of that time sitting in the teacher's lounge/principal's waiting room/etc. My elementary school was progressive enough to find productive things to do with me, my dad slapped me around a bit when I needed it, and I turned out just fine. The "zero tolerance" non-sense is inane. I can't believe an adult can even keep a straight face when making a decision like this, to expel a kid for making a gun with his hands? You're fucking kidding me.
 
LordMorpheus said:
Haha. You can actually do that in a badass way. Watch Gran Torino.

It only works if you actually have a Colt Model 1911 pistol or an M1 Garand to whip out when people don't take you seriously.
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Or a pipe wrench in your belt.

Who knew the Japanese could've just pulled into Pearl Harbor with a few guys throwing fake grenades and some other guys making pretend machine gun noises. Would've saved a lot of hassle!
 
Shit like this has me worried. My 3 year old makes pretend squirt guns with legos and pretends to squirt people. She's going to get permabanned from school, isn't she? 🙁
 
Teachers make the gun with the hand, and I'm sure a kindergartner can even accurately shoot a handgun and not blow it out of his hands, fucking retarded school and retarded policy and retarded principal and retarded teacher and retarded superintendent. Did I miss any retards/retarded things?
 
geno said:
Shit like this has me worried. My 3 year old makes pretend squirt guns with legos and pretends to squirt people. She's going to get permabanned from school, isn't she? 🙁
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She's gonna get sent to re-education classes to cure this illness. She's been deemed a menace to society 3 years of age.
 
My cousin-in-law's son got suspended for making gun shapes with his hands......

In all places, South Carolina.
 
You know what's really funny? On the Yakima school district homepage, it says the Word of the Month is "Tolerance".

Hah!
 
The should have beaten the shit out of him first...little bastard!:hmm::twisted:🙄D::\:sneaky::awe:😱😱🙁
 
amdhunter said:
Surprise, surprise...the kids a minority.
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Similar thing happened here to a nonprotected class kid here in our school district a couple years ago for doing an Elmer Fudd impression where he said I gonna shoot that wabbit with my shotgun. Even the administrator who expelled him admitted that the kid was just parroting a line from a cartoon that millions of kids have seen many times but for the sake of zero tolerance expelled him anyway. Never really made a big splash in the news. Guess you have to be from a protected class for a violation of your rights to be news.

Ready to stop with the race baiting ?

This has nothing to do with race and everything to do with Highly educated but apparently mentally stunted educators behaving as if their brain is the size of a pea. The killer is they do not even realize how completely foolish they look and sound when they parrot the zero tolerance tripe trying to justify this kind of foolishness.

However, we have no one to blame but ourselves. We let school boards and administrators get away with it. Show a few of them the door and that kind of crap will end damn quick. Thats what we did. There were two board members here who were excessively vocal in their support of the administrator who expelled the kid here. Both of them lost their next election and the district declined to renew the administrators contract.
 
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Honestly, if he didn't holler, "BANG! BANG! BANG!!" while he was making the gesture, then they had no sense in expelling him. If he did say that while making the gesture, though.....that's another story altogether!! 🙄

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Stupid yes, but the kid sounds like he has behavioral issues even before this. Not like this was the first time he was disruptive and a little pain in the ass.
 
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