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Kinda OT:A little cow joke.....

Wolfie

Wolfie

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One day this farmer was selling his farm. A Different Farmer came up to the farm to see what kind of place this was. It just happens that the retailer was at the property. So the farmer asked, ?Tell me a little about the place."
"Well the land is good, but there are a lot of skeeters. But they are good skeeters. They don't bite,? said the retailer.
The farmer was a little skeptical. "I don't believe you."
"Tell you what. If I tie you up to that tree naked. And tie your hands and feet with some Duct tape. Let you stay out here all night and I will give you this place if you get bit. Otherwise you have to make an offer." said the retailer.
The farmer thought about it for a min and thought it was too good to pass up.
"Sure." the farmer said.
So the retailer tied him up and left him there over night.

The next day the retailer showed up to see how the farmer faired. He looked at the man tied to the tree and noticed he was a little beat'n up.
The retailer asked, "What happened? The skeeters get to you?"
The farmer said in a groaning voice, "No, but doesn't that calf have a mother?"

Don't flame me too bad. I just had to share my little joke..... 😛
Wolf
 
If there is.... I don't think they will get it. I thought about that. But I figured it was clean enophe. 🙂 Plus I thought this forum needed a little chearing up. 😛

Wolf
 
to add to the cow joke list:

two cows are standing in a field.
the first cow says to the second cow, "so, what do you think about this 'mad cow disease'?"
the second cow says, "what do i care, i'm a helicopter?"
 
Presidential candidate George W. Bush was out campaigning on an indian reservation in North Dakota. At the end of every sentence the whole crowd would shout "hoya hoya".

After his half hour long speach he found the tribal leader standing next to a fence with a heard of cows on the other side. He spent some time talking to the chief about the cows, what a nice looking bunch of animals they were. The chief wanted him to take a closer at his prize winning bull, but he warned George not to step in any of the "hoya hoya".

Sorry! I couldn't help myself. It was futile.
 
LOL, Wolfie. That one's great.


/me waves at all you guys in DC.
Damnit, someone start another "ignore this" thread, otherwise I never get over here 😉
 
Skeeter is a various two-winged insects of the family Culicidae, in which the female of most species is distinguished by a long proboscis for sucking blood. Some species are vectors of diseases such as malaria and yellow fever. Also called a mosquito.

A calf is a young cow or bull.
 
wolfie, kind of like the west virginia state bird: Gnat... along with the state flower - sat. dish and the state tree - the dead stick that remains standing after the kudzu got it.
 
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