Kimora Lee Simmons says goodbye to old man balls.

[eleison]

Originally posted by: Anubis

Originally posted by: uhohs

Originally posted by: andylawcc
Russel Simmon you MTV-deprived ppl

hwo?

i would not expect you to know who he is as he is not an 11 year old asian girl

Yea, Russel Simmon... started Kiss... even I know who he is. I think he also starred on some reality show on MTV...

 

[TwiceOver]

Originally posted by: eleison

Originally posted by: Anubis

Originally posted by: uhohs

Originally posted by: andylawcc
Russel Simmon you MTV-deprived ppl

hwo?

i would not expect you to know who he is as he is not an 11 year old asian girl

Yea, Russel Simmon... started Kiss... even I know who he is. I think he also starred on some reality show on MTV...

Umm isn't that Gene Simmons?

 

[maziwanka]

Originally posted by: oldsmoboat

Originally posted by: compman25

Originally posted by: oldsmoboat

Originally posted by: Dirigible


I have no idea what you're talking about.

His wife, Kimora Lee Simmons, is divorcing him.

who's wife?

alkemyst's

hahahahaha

 

[dbk]

I thought this was old news...no?

 

[dbk]

I thought this was old news...no? Last I heard, she's dating the black guy from Blood Diamond/The Island

 

[uhohs]

Originally posted by: Anubis

Originally posted by: uhohs

Originally posted by: andylawcc
Russel Simmon you MTV-deprived ppl

hwo?

i would not expect you to know who he is as he is not an 11 year old asian girl

k

 

[Drako]

Originally posted by: OdiN

Originally posted by: andylawcc
Russel Simmon you MTV-deprived ppl

Who?

Who the hell is Russel Simmons?

 

[amoeba]

what I learned from this thread is that there are lots of people with the last name of Simmons.

at least nobody has said yet "Russel Simmons, doesn't he write for ESPN?"

 

[dbk]

Originally posted by: amoeba
what I learned from this thread is that there are lots of people with the last name of Simmons.

at least nobody has said yet "Russel Simmons, doesn't he write for ESPN?"

No, that's Richard Simmons....

 

[Inspector Jihad]

Originally posted by: Whoozyerdaddy

Originally posted by: alkemyst

Originally posted by: andylawcc
Russel Simmon you MTV-deprived ppl

Not to mention both have been in the media, fashion (phat farm/baby phat) and music a long time.

Man some people here live under a rock.

Umm... no. Some of us go and climb rocks... Y'know, like going outside to play instead of growing roots into the couch and watching mindless fluff that is so barren of intellectual content that the majority of ATOT has no idea WTF it is?

Think about that for a sec...

lol, climbing rocks.

 

[LikeLinus]

Originally posted by: dbk

Originally posted by: amoeba
what I learned from this thread is that there are lots of people with the last name of Simmons.

at least nobody has said yet "Russel Simmons, doesn't he write for ESPN?"

No, that's Richard Simmons....

It's actually Bill Simmons. He's the douche that won't shut up about Boston sports

 

[compman25]

Originally posted by: Drako

Originally posted by: OdiN

Originally posted by: andylawcc
Russel Simmon you MTV-deprived ppl

Who?

Who the hell is Russel Simmons?

Again, he's the love child of Gene and Richard Simmons. Damn, is it that hard?

 

[SacrosanctFiend]

Originally posted by: QueBert
Russel has billions of dollars and started one of the first and most successful rap label of all time, he is pretty well known surprised people here don't know of him. Kimora is going to get a lot of money out of this, not that she needs it seeing how she's worth like $100 million on her own. But she'll be even richer now.

Has billions of dollars but is only worth ~340mil. I like the way you think. That means I have millions of dollars.

 

[The Boston Dangler]

been waiting a while to use this:

Text

 

[alkemyst]

Originally posted by: Inspector Jihad

Originally posted by: Whoozyerdaddy

Originally posted by: alkemyst

Originally posted by: andylawcc
Russel Simmon you MTV-deprived ppl

Not to mention both have been in the media, fashion (phat farm/baby phat) and music a long time.

Man some people here live under a rock.

Umm... no. Some of us go and climb rocks... Y'know, like going outside to play instead of growing roots into the couch and watching mindless fluff that is so barren of intellectual content that the majority of ATOT has no idea WTF it is?

Think about that for a sec...

lol, climbing rocks.

If you seriously got outside it's hard to miss seeing something about Phat Farm or Baby Phat or the Def Jam.

I don't watch TV too much by the way...maybe 1 hour on average a week.

 

[alkemyst]

Originally posted by: Dirigible

Originally posted by: KeithTalent

Originally posted by: Whoozyerdaddy

Originally posted by: alkemyst

Originally posted by: andylawcc
Russel Simmon you MTV-deprived ppl

Not to mention both have been in the media, fashion (phat farm/baby phat) and music a long time.

Man some people here live under a rock.

Umm... no. Some of us go and climb rocks... Y'know, like going outside to play instead of growing roots into the couch and watching mindless fluff that is so barren of intellectual content that the majority of ATOT has no idea WTF it is?

Think about that for a sec...

Meh, I can climb rocks and still know who Russell Simmons is. He was very influential and succesful as a hip-hop producer and as businessman and to be honest I've probably read more about him in business publications than I've seen him on TV. Heck, I haven't even watched MTV since they stopped playing music a few years ago.

KT

Hahah! This turned into an entertaining thread. Russell Simmons wasn't mentioned in OP. Thus, confusion. A statement that "Kimora Lee Simmons is getting divorced from Russell Simmons," would've gone a long way to clear things up.

Here's what I thought when I read the OP (OP bits italicized):

Kimora Lee Simmons says goodbye to old man balls. Someone I never heard of saying goodbye to ... what? Old testicles? An old dude? An old ball player? An old juggler? An old guy who has a tennis ball for a head? No idea.

I saw this coming during their 'cribs' episode. It seems she used him to get herself promoted well. This person was apparently on cribs. I'm guessing Kimora Lee Simmons is the "she." But who is the "him" and to what job was Kimora Lee promoted?

Sucks she had been having him liquidate a lot of assets of late...makes it a simple 50/50 split in a divorce. Ok, so this post is apparently about a divorce. Kimora Lee? From whom? OP is saying that a simple split is sucky. Dunno why, but whatever.

Although they separated a while ago she had already moved on prior. My bet she was waiting for the real estate boom to continue to get more in her settlement. No illumination on the mystery can be found in this sentence.

There are tons of links out there on this...none really tell the full story by themselves. The full story? We don't even know half the story from this post. Whatever. I'll post the confused emoticon.

You probably rank up with the top clueless here though...I'd never expected you to understand more if I mentioned Russell Simmons.

Old Man Balls comes from Adam Sandler.

If you have to Wiki it anyway it doesn't matter...everyone is an expert it seems once they pull up wiki these days.

 

[dakels]

I think Russel will do just fine with his new girl.
I'm surprised how many of you don't know of DEF JAM and (lesser extent) Phat Farm.

 

[biggestmuff]

Richard Simmons? She's divorcing this queen?

 

[QueBert]

Originally posted by: dakels
I think Russel will do just fine with his new girl.
I'm surprised how many of you don't know of DEF JAM and (lesser extent) Phat Farm.

we've already established, he's the gay work out guru who started KISS and writes for ESPN. Sheese keep up man.

 

[alkemyst]

Originally posted by: dakels
I think Russel will do just fine with his new girl.
I'm surprised how many of you don't know of DEF JAM and (lesser extent) Phat Farm.

That's Denise Vasi? That picture looks a lot better than the ones I saw reading this story.

 

[The Boston Dangler]

Originally posted by: QueBert

Originally posted by: dakels
I think Russel will do just fine with his new girl.
I'm surprised how many of you don't know of DEF JAM and (lesser extent) Phat Farm.

we've already established, he's the gay work out guru who started KISS and writes for ESPN. Sheese keep up man.

hilarious

 

[Inspector Jihad]

Originally posted by: QueBert

Originally posted by: dakels
I think Russel will do just fine with his new girl.
I'm surprised how many of you don't know of DEF JAM and (lesser extent) Phat Farm.

we've already established, he's the gay work out guru who started KISS and def jam and writes for ESPN and is a forward for the bucks. Sheese keep up man.

 

[Josh]

Originally posted by: alkemyst

Originally posted by: dakels
I think Russel will do just fine with his new girl.
I'm surprised how many of you don't know of DEF JAM and (lesser extent) Phat Farm.

That's Denise Vasi? That picture looks a lot better than the ones I saw reading this story.

Porscha Coleman. She's gorgeous...Blood Diamond Russ got a much better lookin chick than Kimora

 

[Aharami]

Originally posted by: Anubis

Originally posted by: uhohs

Originally posted by: andylawcc
Russel Simmon you MTV-deprived ppl

hwo?

i would not expect you to know who he is as he is not an 11 year old asian girl

bahahahaha. this thread is cracking me up! :thumbsup:

 

[NFS4]

"Thank ya'll for coming out. God Bless and goodnight."

That's the only that I heard Simmons say for like 5 years straight.