Kim Jong Un just executed another member of his staff

[brainhulk]

His personal barber for accidentally chopping too much off the brow

 

[z1ggy]

Loooooooooooooool, sweet haircut lol

 

[IronWing]

Why does he need five mics when there is only one media?

 

[Red Squirrel]

The more mics you have, the more important you are. And yeah that's quite the haircut lol.

 

[PokerGuy]

Why does he need five mics when there is only one media?

One can never be sufficiently prepared to capture the immense wisdom of the dear leader!! Imagine the waste if some of his wondrous words isn't clearly captured.

 

[ViperXX]

There's got to be a template for that. You just don't go shaving eye brows willy nilly.

 

[andylawcc]

Why does he need five mics when there is only one media?

only one of them is working

 

[Printer Bandit]

Lucky guy. He probably has a full time staff of 100 girls to service his dick.

Sometimes it feels good to be a dicktator

 

[SSSnail]

Why does he need five mics when there is only one media?

Soundstage and panning, boob.

 

[feralkid]

Why does he need five mics when there is only one media?

4.1 and he is the center channel.

hdmi cable up his ass.

 

[moonbogg]

Eyebrows looks like second set of eyes. CHINA.

 

[Smoblikat]

lol, that guys a bitch anyway. Now at least he looks closer to his true form.

 

[moonbogg]

lol, that guys a bitch anyway. Now at least he looks closer to his true form.

He's actually probably not a bitch at all. He's actually pretty well exposed to running large scale affairs, managing conflict, manipulating public opinion, leveraging foreign powers vulnerabilities and blackmailing the entire world. I'd say he would make most of us shit our pants if we were faced off with him. Its just easy to talk shit about him because he isn't as handsome as Putin.

 

[manimal]

its like he didnt like having two hitler moustaches for eyebrows so he had them shaved to look like asian pussies.

 

[feralkid]

He's actually probably not a bitch at all. He's actually pretty well exposed to running large scale affairs, managing conflict, manipulating public opinion, leveraging foreign powers vulnerabilities and blackmailing the entire world. I'd say he would make most of us shit our pants if we were faced off with him. Its just easy to talk shit about him because he isn't as handsome as Putin.

You find Mr Putin handsome, do you?

 

[darkswordsman17]

Why does he need five mics when there is only one media?

You've got that wrong. They're dispensaries. One for Cheez Whiz, one for ranch dressing, one for gravy, you get the picture.

He's actually probably not a bitch at all. He's actually pretty well exposed to running large scale affairs, managing conflict, manipulating public opinion, leveraging foreign powers vulnerabilities and blackmailing the entire world. I'd say he would make most of us shit our pants if we were faced off with him. Its just easy to talk shit about him because he isn't as handsome as Putin.

No, he's a bitch. It's widely considered that he's mostly a figurehead (and is propped up by the real power in the country thanks to his family heritage) and doesn't really know jack shit himself. He was basically pampered his whole life. He doesn't run jack shit himself, not sure what "conflict" you think he's managed (let alone well). Eh, he's just there helping to keep the status quo. Only reason I'd be "shitting my pants" when confronted by him is that I'd have been captured in North Korea which means I'd be tortured and possibly killed.

 

[zinfamous]

Why does he need five mics when there is only one media?

1. NK State Media
2. Lucky 88 Donut Heaven Happiness
3. Dennis Rodman personal feed
4. Dad's Tomb
5. Secret Unicorn Cave (to keep the unicorns updated on world events)

 

[Grooveriding]

Super Saiyan style in full effect.

 

[MongGrel]

Gotta stay on top of those eyebrows, the Generals might get out of line.

I wonder how many they have on the rear when they run out of room on the front.

I think the third one from the right even has a penis medal.

 

[Markbnj]

 

[Dari]

Gotta stay on top of those eyebrows, the Generals might get out of line.

I wonder how many they have on the rear when they run out of room on the front.

I think the third one from the right even has a penis medal.

Gotta say, I've never seen that anywhere on earth, and I've seen a lot of high-ranking generals. bizarre.

 

[zinfamous]

Gotta say, I've never seen that anywhere on earth, and I've seen a lot of high-ranking generals. bizarre.

makes you wonder what they did to earn those medals.

...not like any of them were alive to be in combat.

 

[Ruptga]

If he weren't so fat he could be this guy.

 

[Naer]

What a dick

 

[manimal]

If he weren't so fat he could be this guy.

I'd like to live just long enough to be there when they cut off your head and stick it on a pike as a warning to the next ten generations that some favors come with too high a price. I want to look up into your lifeless eyes and wave like this.



The generals really have some sweet flair pins