Kim Jong Un just executed another member of his staff

[SlowSpyder]

There's good reason he won the coveted The Onion's 2012 Sexiest Man Alive award.

http://www.theonion.com/articles/kim-jongun-named-the-onions-sexiest-man-alive-for,30379/

 

[JM Aggie08]

Looks like he's put on a few pounds.

I wonder how much his head weighs.

 

[SunnyD]

He only uses cutting edge next-gen North Korean hair cutting technology:

 

[steppinthrax]

Why does he need five mics when there is only one media?

Well he turns his head. I'm sure one good omni-directional mic will suffice. They have to kiss is ass by indicating that there will be no change in amplification and tone of his voice if he shifts his head etc...

 

[steppinthrax]

He only uses cutting edge next-gen North Korean hair cutting technology:

I remember this, they add advertisements for this. I also remember Wahl made something similar. It was just a cover that slipped over your trimmer which connected to a vac cleaner. Noisy as well, running both your vac and trimmer at the same time.

 

[Zeze]

Gotta stay on top of those eyebrows, the Generals might get out of line.

I wonder how many they have on the rear when they run out of room on the front.

I think the third one from the right even has a penis medal.

This is confirmed photoshopped.

 

[Zeze]

They should stop saying KJU did this, KJU did that.

Have you seen his public address video on youtube? He's a god damned nervous KID. He's a puppet for the real power behind him.

 

[brainhulk]

This is confirmed photoshopped.

Reddit photoshop or official North Korean shop?

 

[SunnyD]

They should stop saying KJU did this, KJU did that.

Have you seen his public address video on youtube? He's a god damned nervous KID. He's a puppet for the real power behind him.

There's a catholic priest with his dick in Kim's ass?

 

[RossMAN]

1. NK State Media
2. Lucky 88 Donut Heaven Happiness
3. Dennis Rodman personal feed
4. Dad's Tomb
5. Secret Unicorn Cave (to keep the unicorns updated on world events)

Lol @ 3

 

[HamburgerBoy]

makes you wonder what they did to earn those medals.

...not like any of them were alive to be in combat.

So in other words, they're zombie generals? No wonder they've had time to acquire so many.

 

[HamburgerBoy]

I remember this, they add advertisements for this. I also remember Wahl made something similar. It was just a cover that slipped over your trimmer which connected to a vac cleaner. Noisy as well, running both your vac and trimmer at the same time.

Why are guys talking about Flowbees as if they aren't perfectly valid hair cutting instruments? I use mine every two months.

 

[werepossum]

1. NK State Media
2. Lucky 88 Donut Heaven Happiness
3. Dennis Rodman personal feed
4. Dad's Tomb
5. Secret Unicorn Cave (to keep the unicorns updated on world events)

LMAO!

If they ever do a remake of Steven King's "It" as a black comedy, this guy's a shoe-in for an Oscar. He's already mastered the "evil idiot clown" look.

 

[werepossum]

lol!

 

[Fanatical Meat]

Gotta stay on top of those eyebrows, the Generals might get out of line.

I wonder how many they have on the rear when they run out of room on the front.

I think the third one from the right even has a penis medal.

North Korea, the original Gen Y culture. Everyone gets a medal for everything!
Need more gold stars

 

[brainhulk]

His personal barber for accidentally chopping too much off the brow

Gotta stay on top of those eyebrows, the Generals might get out of line.

Who needs pompadour hat when has actual pompadour

 

[mrrman]

His personal barber for accidentally chopping too much off the brow

lmao

 

[brainhulk]

 

[mrjminer]

He only uses cutting edge next-gen North Korean hair cutting technology:

Never knew this shit was real. I just thought it was 100% fictional from Wayne's World.