Kim Jong Il needs to fvcking die already

slick230

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Stupid dictator motherfvcker has now decreed that long hair on men is not permissible. Apparently his crack team of super scientists have discovered that long hair starves the brain of oxygen and impairs mental ability.

Holy fvck, someone just kill this asshole already.
 

TallBill

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he must be taking kickbacks from wig companies that use real hair.

Maybe thats why i'm so smart, i've had short hair my whole life. It would explain rednecks.
 

NetGuySC

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I think that in ways he is a very intelligent man. He is smart enough to appear just a little crazy. Now he is a man that appears a little crazy that has nukes. His appearing slightly crazy has served him well thus far, I think it aided in the concessions and aid that he has won from countries in the past like the US.

I think the official opinion of him is not really crazy, but unpredictable.
 

DurocShark

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LoL.

You guys really think he believes that crap?

Kim Jong Il is using these rediculous claims to cover the fact he's indoctrinating his people to believe what he truly believes. People start to think, "Oh, he's just silly..." But they start to believe he's "just being silly" when he arrests protestors. Or when he kills political opponents. Or anything. And ideas start to slip into people's consciousness.

Heck, it happens here too. Politicians swamp us with so many stupid ideas that we often miss the important issues.
 

brxndxn

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I heard from a friend (dedicated golfer) that apprently Kim Jong Il played golf a while ago for the first time. And, it was claimed that he made 7 hole-in-ones on that round.

He is definitely a god among men.

 

Skyclad1uhm1

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Woo! A double post! Which would not happen if it wouldn't make the cursor jump to the Message Title when the window finishes loading.
 

J Heartless Slick

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Originally posted by: slick230
Stupid dictator motherfvcker has now decreed that long hair on men is not permissible. Apparently his crack team of super scientists have discovered that long hair starves the brain of oxygen and impairs mental ability.

Holy fvck, someone just kill this asshole already.

That makes as sense as putting people in jail for smoking pot, prostitution, etc.
 

GasX

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Originally posted by: J Heartless Slick
Originally posted by: slick230
Stupid dictator motherfvcker has now decreed that long hair on men is not permissible. Apparently his crack team of super scientists have discovered that long hair starves the brain of oxygen and impairs mental ability.

Holy fvck, someone just kill this asshole already.

That makes as sense as putting a mass murderer in jail for smoking pot, prostitution, etc.
fixed
 

daveymark

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Originally posted by: TallBill
he must be taking kickbacks from wig companies that use real hair.

Maybe thats why i'm so smart, i've had short hair my whole life. It would explain rednecks.


and women ;)



here's the article
 

metalmania

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Twenty years ago in China, high school students were forbidden to have long hair and wear jeans.
 

DBL

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Originally posted by: brxndxn
I heard from a friend (dedicated golfer) that apprently Kim Jong Il played golf a while ago for the first time. And, it was claimed that he made 7 hole-in-ones on that round.

He is definitely a god among men.

mini-golf != golf
 

FlyLice

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Asian governments just suck in general. Think about it, Asians are generally "submissive" or just don't give a shvt about anything, so the ruling class are the very few who happen to have the loud mouth aggressive gene. Think about all the great economies of Asia: Hong Kong (British colony), Macau (Portuguese colony), Singapore (I think British), Japan (practically US colony), Korea (US again). All the rest that were not so colonized in the past are shvtholes run by crazy dictators and kings.