Kim Jong-Il is one crazy mofo

[MasonLuke]

Originally posted by: dabuddha
haha rice

Fixed

 

[lobbyone]

I bet he also has leprecons friends!

 

[Whoozyerdaddy]

Originally posted by: JujuFish

Originally posted by: rivan

Originally posted by: silverpig
msnbc story

North Korea?s official media has said flowers come into bloom when he appears and rainbows fill the sky on his birthday.

He is, it is said, a man who pilots jet fighters -- even though he travels by land for his infrequent trips abroad.

He has also penned operas, produced movies and accomplished a feat unmatched in the annals of professional golf, shooting 11 holes-in-one during the first round he ever played.

?Your birth as a bright star over Mount Paektu was the greatest event as it promised the happiness and prosperity of the Korean nation,? official media said.

I did that, once.

I did it blindfolded.

Same here... Only I couldn't find my clubs so I had to use basic gardening tools.

 

[Al Neri]

my dad will sometimes look at the North Korean newspapers online...

The news is great, it's usually about counties (i.e. Finland, Germany, Russia, Brazil, etc.) sending envoys to praise Kim Jong and it always mentions that the countries "leave wreaths" ... its funny stuff I'll ask him what the URL is...

is laying wreaths for someone some sort of korean thing?

 

[Aikouka]

They gotta write good things to make up for how goofy he looks .

 

[nakedfrog]

Originally posted by: So
So is KJI the Chuck Norris of North Korea?

KJI once roundhouse kicked a man so hard, his bourgeois capitalist grandfather had wear a cast.

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

 

[SpanishFry]

reminds me of that video with the guy who interviewed for UBS.

 

[JeffreyLebowski]

It doesn't matter if he is good at all of that, because he's still so Ronry.

 

[Leros]

Hmm, he sounds like a pretty awesome guy. The UN is just jealous.

 

[ElFenix]

pfft... i hit 12 in a row.

unfortunately i completely tanked the last 6 worse than hefty at the US open and finished 5 under on the day

 

[buck]

Originally posted by: JeffreyLebowski
It doesn't matter if he is good at all of that, because he's still so Ronry.

 

[ryan256]

North Korea?s official media has said flowers come into bloom when he appears and rainbows fill the sky on his birthday.

He is, it is said, a man who pilots jet fighters -- even though he travels by land for his infrequent trips abroad.

He has also penned operas, produced movies and accomplished a feat unmatched in the annals of professional golf, shooting 11 holes-in-one during the first round he ever played.

?Your birth as a bright star over Mount Paektu was the greatest event as it promised the happiness and prosperity of the Korean nation,? official media said.

Translation: We'll print whatever you want. Please don't execute us and rape our families.

 

[Braznor]

Originally posted by: Aikouka
They gotta write good things to make up for his tiny wee-wee .

Fixed!