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Kim Jong-Il is one crazy mofo

silverpig

silverpig

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North Korea?s official media has said flowers come into bloom when he appears and rainbows fill the sky on his birthday.

He is, it is said, a man who pilots jet fighters -- even though he travels by land for his infrequent trips abroad.

He has also penned operas, produced movies and accomplished a feat unmatched in the annals of professional golf, shooting 11 holes-in-one during the first round he ever played.

?Your birth as a bright star over Mount Paektu was the greatest event as it promised the happiness and prosperity of the Korean nation,? official media said.
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Originally posted by: silverpig
msnbc story

North Korea?s official media has said flowers come into bloom when he appears and rainbows fill the sky on his birthday.

He is, it is said, a man who pilots jet fighters -- even though he travels by land for his infrequent trips abroad.

He has also penned operas, produced movies and accomplished a feat unmatched in the annals of professional golf, shooting 11 holes-in-one during the first round he ever played.

?Your birth as a bright star over Mount Paektu was the greatest event as it promised the happiness and prosperity of the Korean nation,? official media said.
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I did that, once.
 
Originally posted by: rivan
Originally posted by: silverpig
msnbc story

North Korea?s official media has said flowers come into bloom when he appears and rainbows fill the sky on his birthday.

He is, it is said, a man who pilots jet fighters -- even though he travels by land for his infrequent trips abroad.

He has also penned operas, produced movies and accomplished a feat unmatched in the annals of professional golf, shooting 11 holes-in-one during the first round he ever played.

?Your birth as a bright star over Mount Paektu was the greatest event as it promised the happiness and prosperity of the Korean nation,? official media said.
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I did that, once.
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I did it blindfolded.
 
How wacky.
Oh, wait, we have a President who believes in 'intelligent design' and is on a Holy Mission to bring about the Rapture.
 
I think all of North Korea is swamped in. We should have finished the job in Korea, although its hard to see what the gains would have been back then, and its easy to criticize with hindisght we have now.
 
Originally posted by: techs
How wacky.
Oh, wait, we have a President who believes in 'intelligent design' and is on a Holy Mission to bring about the Rapture.
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See now. We had a good thread going with great comedic value and you had to bring your horse crap in here.

Go back to trolling P&N unless you're here to mock Kim Jong-il 😀
 
Originally posted by: TehMac
I think all of North Korea is swamped in. We should have finished the job in Korea, although its hard to see what the gains would have been back then, and its easy to criticize with hindisght we have now.
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china would have never allowed that to happen.
 
Originally posted by: silverpig
msnbc story

North Korea?s official media has said flowers come into bloom when he appears and rainbows fill the sky on his birthday.

He is, it is said, a man who pilots jet fighters -- even though he travels by land for his infrequent trips abroad.

He has also penned operas, produced movies and accomplished a feat unmatched in the annals of professional golf, shooting 11 holes-in-one during the first round he ever played.

?Your birth as a bright star over Mount Paektu was the greatest event as it promised the happiness and prosperity of the Korean nation,? official media said.
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I like this. rainbow really mean assassination of the king in chinese.
 
Originally posted by: dabuddha
Originally posted by: techs
How wacky.
Oh, wait, we have a President who believes in 'intelligent design' and is on a Holy Mission to bring about the Rapture.
Click to expand...

See now. We had a good thread going with great comedic value and you had to bring your horse crap in here.

Go back to trolling P&N unless you're here to mock Kim Jong-il 😀
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Mock the funny looking little guy, right?
Oops, you mean Ol' Jong Il.
What do you have against crazy people, anyway?:shocked:
After all crazy people have just as much right to the Bomb as religious fanatics.
 
Originally posted by: UncleWai
I bet Jesus couldn't shoot 11 hole in one in a round of golf. This Kim Jong-Il is the real deal.
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Maybe not, but I bet he'd have no problems with a water hazard. 😀
 
Originally posted by: techs
Originally posted by: dabuddha
Originally posted by: techs
How wacky.
Oh, wait, we have a President who believes in 'intelligent design' and is on a Holy Mission to bring about the Rapture.
Click to expand...
See now. We had a good thread going with great comedic value and you had to bring your horse crap in here.

Go back to trolling P&N unless you're here to mock Kim Jong-il 😀
Click to expand...
Mock the funny looking little guy, right?
Oops, you mean Ol' Jong Il.
What do you have against crazy people, anyway?:shocked:
After all crazy people have just as much right to the Bomb as religious fanatics.
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Why do old people get so crazed about politics that they always have to ruin an amusing dialogue with their crap? Go back to whining about the world in P&N and give the rest of us some peace. :roll:
 
I read on PBS.org that Kim is an excellent shot with a pistol, but who really knows? I suppose considering how militarily-obsessed he is it could be possible...
 
Originally posted by: BrokenVisage
He's also an NBA freak apparently..
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yeah, i think i remember albright giving him some autographed michael jordan merchandise a few years back.
 
So is KJI the Chuck Norris of North Korea?

KJI once roundhouse kicked a man so hard, his bourgeois capitalist grandfather had wear a cast.
 
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