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Killing pigeons

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mdchesne

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I got pigeons outside my apartment window. It faces the alley so they all crowd in there at night and coo and flap and make noise. I want them gone.

been shooting them with an airsoft pistol for the past two days, but the pellets don't have enough velocity to kill em... or even hurt them... they laugh at me when i try shooting now. 🙁

Rice? Alka-Selzer? balled up whopper wrapper?

EDIT: real guns are out, unfortunately.
 
I hit one with my car before, I thought he was going to get out of the way and he didn't... usually they fly right out of the way!
 
ok, rephrase: something not totally illegal. Im in town, shooting down an alley only 2 feet wide here... real guns are out, unfortunately.
 
Originally posted by: mdchesne
ok, rephrase: something not totally illegal. Im in town, shooting down an alley only 2 feet wide here... real guns are out, unfortunately.
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Grab a tippman a-2 sniper, get the cheap-o paintballs that don't break. stick a scope. Put a bipod. aim. fire.

Also. use Nitrogen 😀... and RAISE THE PRESSURE.
 
Originally posted by: Atomicus
Get yourself a paintball marker. Electronic hopper + frozen paintballs going @ 300+ fps = no more problem
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o! frozen paintballs, more excellence! Question: if a frozen paintball hits a wall, does it spliter (explode) and would that damage windows?
 
Originally posted by: mdchesne
Originally posted by: Atomicus
Get yourself a paintball marker. Electronic hopper + frozen paintballs going @ 300+ fps = no more problem
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o! frozen paintballs, more excellence! Question: if a frozen paintball hits a wall, does it spliter (explode) and would that damage windows?
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It would fly right through a window
 
eesh, mayby i'll stick ot regular paintballs. don't want to pay xxx for a broken window just for some damned rats with wings
 
Originally posted by: StrangerGuy
AK-47.
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Headshot!
MamamamaMONSTER KILL!!!!!


Ill sell you my autococker for $250 (its like 3 yrs old, kick ass gun, but ppl odnt want to buy it bc its a raw body, not cut or colored - perfect for you?)
 
the best part of this thread is that someone suggested one of those huge fake owls which would quietly and nondestructively take care of the problem and the OP made like he didn't see it.
 
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