Killing pigeons

[mdchesne]

I got pigeons outside my apartment window. It faces the alley so they all crowd in there at night and coo and flap and make noise. I want them gone.

been shooting them with an airsoft pistol for the past two days, but the pellets don't have enough velocity to kill em... or even hurt them... they laugh at me when i try shooting now.

Rice? Alka-Selzer? balled up whopper wrapper?

EDIT: real guns are out, unfortunately.

 

[StrangerGuy]

AK-47.

 

[geno]

I hit one with my car before, I thought he was going to get out of the way and he didn't... usually they fly right out of the way!

 

[Ricemarine]

RICE!...

send me your airsoft pistol.

Cause I'm Rice Marine.

 

[suse920]

Originally posted by: StrangerGuy
:music:AK-47. bitch stop that... SNOOOOOOOOOOOOP

:music

 

[Goosemaster]

magnum

 

[Bozono]

put a life-sized wooden owl out there. Or white plastic bags tied to the rail.

 

[mdchesne]

ok, rephrase: something not totally illegal. Im in town, shooting down an alley only 2 feet wide here... real guns are out, unfortunately.

 

[Ricemarine]

Originally posted by: mdchesne
ok, rephrase: something not totally illegal. Im in town, shooting down an alley only 2 feet wide here... real guns are out, unfortunately.

Grab a tippman a-2 sniper, get the cheap-o paintballs that don't break. stick a scope. Put a bipod. aim. fire.

Also. use Nitrogen ... and RAISE THE PRESSURE.

 

[mdchesne]

oh yea! paintball gun would be great!

pop pop pop pop *coo!?* pop pop pop *coooooo CRASH* nice!

 

[Baked]

Flame thrower for the win. Free dinner as a bonus.

 

[Jon855]

Scatter tons of RAT POSION in that area and watch them DIE

 

[Atomicus]

Get yourself a paintball marker. Electronic hopper + frozen paintballs going @ 300+ fps = no more problem

 

[loup garou]

Originally posted by: geno
I hit one with my car before, I thought he was going to get out of the way and he didn't... usually they fly right out of the way!

WE HAD A DEAL!!!!!!!!

 

[mdchesne]

Originally posted by: Atomicus
Get yourself a paintball marker. Electronic hopper + frozen paintballs going @ 300+ fps = no more problem

o! frozen paintballs, more excellence! Question: if a frozen paintball hits a wall, does it spliter (explode) and would that damage windows?

 

[Ikonomi]

I swear I read this as "killing penguins". :Q

 

[suse920]

Originally posted by: mdchesne

Originally posted by: Atomicus
Get yourself a paintball marker. Electronic hopper + frozen paintballs going @ 300+ fps = no more problem

o! frozen paintballs, more excellence! Question: if a frozen paintball hits a wall, does it spliter (explode) and would that damage windows?

It would fly right through a window

 

[suse920]

Originally posted by: Ikonomi
I swear I read this as "killing penguins". :Q

as did I

 

[Ricemarine]

Originally posted by: suse920

Originally posted by: Ikonomi
I swear I read this as "killing penguins". :Q

as did I

same here rofl.

 

[mdchesne]

eesh, mayby i'll stick ot regular paintballs. don't want to pay xxx for a broken window just for some damned rats with wings

 

[Yossarian451]

How about insulating your window. Or something to block out the sounds.

 

[imported_goku]

bibi gun?(SP?)

 

[mdchesne]

Originally posted by: Yossarian451
How about insulating your window. Or something to block out the sounds.

too much work and money. easier to kill em off. only about 7 of them

 

[NiKeFiDO]

Originally posted by: StrangerGuy
AK-47.

Headshot!
MamamamaMONSTER KILL!!!!!


Ill sell you my autococker for $250 (its like 3 yrs old, kick ass gun, but ppl odnt want to buy it bc its a raw body, not cut or colored - perfect for you?)

 

[eakers]

the best part of this thread is that someone suggested one of those huge fake owls which would quietly and nondestructively take care of the problem and the OP made like he didn't see it.