Killed By Condom

Kadarin

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Nov 23, 2001
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He gets an asterisk next to his Darwin award, for the dubious accomplishment of killing himself with birth control.
 

Eli

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Originally posted by: Kadarin
He gets an asterisk next to his Darwin award, for the dubious accomplishment of killing himself with birth control.

:laugh::laugh:
 

JRich

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Originally posted by: Kadarin
He gets an asterisk next to his Darwin award, for the dubious accomplishment of killing himself with birth control.

BC is effective after birth too!
 

SneakyStuff

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Originally posted by: shortylickens
How the hell did he survive to age 31?

Every day up until then was an erotic adventure filled with latex and laughing gas.
 

clamum

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Feb 13, 2003
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Oh man. Imagine going to heaven after dying like that? God takes a look at you, just shakes his head, and lets you in with a look of disgust on his face.
 

IEC

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I was thinking this was a drug smuggler who had swallowed condoms filled with cocaine/heroin/etc and tied up to avoid detection at border crossings...
 

zinfamous

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Originally posted by: biggestmuff
Originally posted by: moshquerade
Originally posted by: biggestmuff
Erotic asphyxiation.

autoerotic

Upon further investigation, yes, it was AEA as he was by himself during the act. The clip from break.com doesn't mention that he was alone.

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yeah, he wasn't even having sex. found with N2O. ....definitely doing it wrong, and certain front runner for Darwin award
 

biggestmuff

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Originally posted by: zinfamous
Originally posted by: biggestmuff
Originally posted by: moshquerade
Originally posted by: biggestmuff
Erotic asphyxiation.

autoerotic

Upon further investigation, yes, it was AEA as he was by himself during the act. The clip from break.com doesn't mention that he was alone.

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yeah, he wasn't even having sex. found with N2O. ....definitely doing it wrong, and certain front runner for Darwin award

Not sex, but fapping.

Originally posted by: Aflac
This is a great place for a "YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG"

I think he was doing it correctly, just too long. Do you know of another, safer way to jack off while strangling yourself?