Kill it! Kill it! What is it?!

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smp

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What the hell is this?

I found it in (or well, one just like it) my sink last night and put it in a jar so that my family could see it in the morning.... I've seen em in my basement a few times and they are the only bug that gives me the heeby jeebies ... I think it's a centipede .. but I thought those looked less freaky .. and like, these ones are super fast and hard to kill. I killed one once and it's leg came off and was moving for a really long time after .. oh yeah, and they're fvckin HUGE!!!
 
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Silverbullet28

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I don't know wtf that is but I would definitely kill it. How would you like one of those little bastids crawling up your boxers at night!? :Q

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smp

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According the link that Tharyn provided .. they are not.


I think that fear factor should breed a whole tonne of em and make people lay down in tubs full of em.
 
Nitemare

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Ohhh Noooo!!!!!!!

Poor little disease carrying vermins, whatever shall we do?

Maybe we should create an Adopt-a-Rodent campaign to help these poor picked on garbage feeders? ;)
 
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Originally posted by: smp
Originally posted by: thEnEuRoMancER
Beware, this thing can crawl into your ear and bite through your ear-drum.
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Really? :confused:
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Yea, but it's really rare. They prefer feces over earwax. As someone else posted, "how would you like one of these to crawl up your boxers at night?" Well that's exactly what they do. Again, very rare since we move so much in our sleep, but these things like to crawl into your boxers or panties and travel up your rectum and lay eggs in your colon. Of course they die within a few hours, but then the eggs hatch a few hours later before you have time to have a bowel movement and make their way into the large intestine. No harm done, they just eat whatever waste is in there, you normally pass them all in a few days without knowing it.

Of course there has been two recorded cases where they've managed to make their ways back up to the mouth. Why do you think they show up in the sink? They're crawling back up the sewage line from being passed by somebody else!





























j/k :D :D :D

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smp

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Originally posted by: SagaLore
Originally posted by: smp
Originally posted by: thEnEuRoMancER Beware, this thing can crawl into your ear and bite through your ear-drum.
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Really? :confused:
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Yea, but it's really rare. They prefer feces over earwax. As someone else posted, "how would you like one of these to crawl up your boxers at night?" Well that's exactly what they do. Again, very rare since we move so much in our sleep, but these things like to crawl into your boxers or panties and travel up your rectum and lay eggs in your colon. Of course they die within a few hours, but then the eggs hatch a few hours later before you have time to have a bowel movement and make their way into the large intestine. No harm done, they just eat whatever waste is in there, you normally pass them all in a few days without knowing it. Of course there has been two recorded cases where they've managed to make their ways back up to the mouth. Why do you think they show up in the sink? They're crawling back up the sewage line from being passed by somebody else! j/k :D :D :D :Q
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Really? :confused:
 
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Word of advice, I have had a few of these things in my house, and you can't just STEP on them, you must JUMP on them. I call them nightcrawlers, but I guess "house centipede" is the official term. Remember...JUMP!
 
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smp

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Originally posted by: Legendary
Word of advice, I have had a few of these things in my house, and you can't just STEP on them, you must JUMP on them. I call them nightcrawlers, but I guess "house centipede" is the official term. Remember...JUMP!
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I know .. I've killed a few before and it takes a lot of violent smashing and screaming to make them dead .. and even after they are dead, those nasty, long skinny legs keep kicking... /me sick
 
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Electric Amish

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ATOT is filled with a buncha freakin' panty-waists. I swear.
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Beau

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Originally posted by: Electric Amish
ATOT is filled with a buncha freakin' panty-waists. I swear.
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No Kidding! But then again, maybe a bunch of 90lb lurps have reason to be afraid of these monsters. ;)


Edit: Forgot to put the ;) on so you knew I was being sarchastic.
 
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no0b

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Originally posted by: Nitemare
Ohhh Noooo!!!!!!!

Poor little disease carrying vermins, whatever shall we do?

Maybe we should create an Adopt-a-Rodent campaign to help these poor picked on garbage feeders? ;)
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WTF PETA (people eating tasty animals) wants whole foods to release the mice no fscking way bash their heads in with a hammer.
 
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Originally posted by: werk
Where's Cougar? Those are his favorite! :)
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Did someone mention my name? :)


ATOT is filled with a buncha freakin' panty-waists. I swear.

amish
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You'd be wise not judge so quickly. You see them are mere critters, but their secret lies within. They are of the devil and their mission is to bring chaos to everything in their path. Yes my friend, we are dealing with a beast like none other. They're hell bent on destroying the very fabric of space-time and undermining all that which we hold sacred.

Panty-waists? Hardly. Only few can understand what these demons are capable of, and I am proud to say that I am one of those few.

Beware spawn of Satan, for you have awakened the wrath of Cougar.
 
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