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Kill Bill Volume Vol 1 is the most rediculous movie ever

i thought it was pretty stupid also. meh, i'll still be watching vol 2 just to see how it ends. i don't think it would've been so terrible if uma thurman didn't suck ass.


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The main problem with this movie is an unbelievable lapse of reality 😛. She was in a coma for FOUR YEARS yet it takes her like 5 minutes for her to regain perfect control and strength 😛 The reason it's annoying is because this is supposed to be based in current times with people who don't have super powers or some crap 😉 OTHER than that, it's not too bad 😉
 
Originally posted by: theNEOone
i thought it was pretty stupid also. meh, i'll still be watching vol 2 just to see how it ends. i don't think it would've been so terrible if uma thurman didn't suck ass.
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You are joking right?
 
Originally posted by: htmlmasterdave
The main problem with this movie is an unbelievable lapse of reality 😛. She was in a coma for FOUR YEARS yet it takes her like 5 minutes for her to regain perfect control and strength 😛 The reason it's annoying is because this is supposed to be based in current times with people who don't have super powers or some crap 😉 OTHER than that, it's not too bad 😉
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You people are dumb.
IT IS A COMIC BOOK, IT IS NOT SUPPOSED TO BE REALISTIC.

Come on people, it's NOT a documentary.
 
Originally posted by: Shanti
Originally posted by: htmlmasterdave
The main problem with this movie is an unbelievable lapse of reality 😛. She was in a coma for FOUR YEARS yet it takes her like 5 minutes for her to regain perfect control and strength 😛 The reason it's annoying is because this is supposed to be based in current times with people who don't have super powers or some crap 😉 OTHER than that, it's not too bad 😉
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You people are dumb.
IT IS A COMIC BOOK, IT IS NOT SUPPOSED TO BE REALISTIC.

Come on people, it's NOT a documentary.
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lol, you are quick to judge, apparently if you don't know something you are stupid 😱

I just find stuff like that annoying...it's BRUTALLY unrealistic, I just find it boring, it's the kind of movie I would watch like maybe twice, because it just becomes repetitive and boring compared to other more realistic plot driven movies... stuff like this doesn't stand up to the test of time.

 
Originally posted by: Shanti
Originally posted by: theNEOone
i thought it was pretty stupid also. meh, i'll still be watching vol 2 just to see how it ends. i don't think it would've been so terrible if uma thurman didn't suck ass.
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You are joking right?
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I agree, I just want to see what happens. Also just to piss off other people who like movies ONLY because of special effects and gore.. the Matrix isn't any fscking good 😉

EDIT: Also why is everyone like "omg she's so hot" 😛 she isn't that amazing

 
Originally posted by: htmlmasterdave
Originally posted by: Shanti
Originally posted by: htmlmasterdave
The main problem with this movie is an unbelievable lapse of reality 😛. She was in a coma for FOUR YEARS yet it takes her like 5 minutes for her to regain perfect control and strength 😛 The reason it's annoying is because this is supposed to be based in current times with people who don't have super powers or some crap 😉 OTHER than that, it's not too bad 😉
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You people are dumb.
IT IS A COMIC BOOK, IT IS NOT SUPPOSED TO BE REALISTIC.

Come on people, it's NOT a documentary.
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lol, you are quick to judge, apparently if you don't know something you are stupid 😱

I just find stuff like that annoying...it's BRUTALLY unrealistic, I just find it boring, it's the kind of movie I would watch like maybe twice, because it just becomes repetitive and boring compared to other more realistic plot driven movies... stuff like this doesn't stand up to the test of time.
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It'll stand up to the test of time the same way Bruce Lee movies stand up now. It won't be as classic as Pulp Fiction for sure. Whatever anyone else says, I give the movie 6/10.

Oh, and we really didn't need another Kill Bill thread. Really, we didn't.
 
Originally posted by: htmlmasterdave
The main problem with this movie is an unbelievable lapse of reality 😛. She was in a coma for FOUR YEARS yet it takes her like 5 minutes for her to regain perfect control and strength 😛 The reason it's annoying is because this is supposed to be based in current times with people who don't have super powers or some crap 😉 OTHER than that, it's not too bad 😉
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she doesnt regain her strength imidetly she just wills herself to control her feet and legs again, thats not so unbeleivable, and it takes 13 hours not 5 min, it is then 6 months till she fights that black chick, plenty of time to get strong again
 
Originally posted by: Gobadgrs
What a rediculous piece of garbage. Even more violent and terrible than Resoviour Dogs.
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Thank you. The only good movie that man has made is Pulp Fiction. I honestly think he's one of the worst directors of our day, and the fact that he has such a cult following sickens me.
 
Originally posted by: Anubis
Originally posted by: htmlmasterdave
The main problem with this movie is an unbelievable lapse of reality 😛. She was in a coma for FOUR YEARS yet it takes her like 5 minutes for her to regain perfect control and strength 😛 The reason it's annoying is because this is supposed to be based in current times with people who don't have super powers or some crap 😉 OTHER than that, it's not too bad 😉
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she doesnt regain her strength imidetly she just wills herself to control her feet and legs again, thats not so unbeleivable, and it takes 13 hours not 5 min, it is then 6 months till she fights that black chick, plenty of time to get strong again
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You literally would lose almost all of your muscle strength, it would serously be IMPOSSIBLE for her to even have slammed the door on that guy. If you have ever had to immobolize a limb for even 1-2 months with a broken bone you would know what i'm talking about... and we are talking like 20-30x as long with NO muscle use.
 
Originally posted by: htmlmasterdave
The main problem with this movie is an unbelievable lapse of reality 😛. She was in a coma for FOUR YEARS yet it takes her like 5 minutes for her to regain perfect control and strength 😛 The reason it's annoying is because this is supposed to be based in current times with people who don't have super powers or some crap 😉 OTHER than that, it's not too bad 😉
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Yeah. I was right with it thru the part where she got shot in the head and didn't die (or suffer perm brain damage.) Relearning to walk in 13 hrs is just plain stupid. I don't think your body would gush blood 20ft across the room after you've been stabbed either. 15 I can believe, but 20? Insanity.


Rambo is the realsitic action movie I want to watch. I cauterize my own wounds with gunpowder on nearly a daily basis. Some people keep band-aids in their desk, but not me! I want to stop the bleeding fast! Helos would totally get owned by arrows btw.
 
Originally posted by: Deeko
Originally posted by: Gobadgrs
What a rediculous piece of garbage. Even more violent and terrible than Resoviour Dogs.
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Thank you. The only good movie that man has made is Pulp Fiction. I honestly think he's one of the worst directors of our day, and the fact that he has such a cult following sickens me.
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Yeah he's not quite an Orsen Wells, Steven Spielberg or a Hitchcock 😉
 
Originally posted by: htmlmasterdave
Originally posted by: Anubis
Originally posted by: htmlmasterdave
The main problem with this movie is an unbelievable lapse of reality 😛. She was in a coma for FOUR YEARS yet it takes her like 5 minutes for her to regain perfect control and strength 😛 The reason it's annoying is because this is supposed to be based in current times with people who don't have super powers or some crap 😉 OTHER than that, it's not too bad 😉
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she doesnt regain her strength imidetly she just wills herself to control her feet and legs again, thats not so unbeleivable, and it takes 13 hours not 5 min, it is then 6 months till she fights that black chick, plenty of time to get strong again
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You literally would lose almost all of your muscle strength, it would serously be IMPOSSIBLE for her to even have slammed the door on that guy. If you have ever had to immobolize a limb for even 1-2 months with a broken bone you would know what i'm talking about... and we are talking like 20-30x as long with NO muscle use.
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She got shot in the head and lived. She kills 88 trained "ninjas". THE MOVIE WAS INTENTIONALLY UNREALISTIC. Jesus. The way the movie was presented to you is exactly how Tarantino intended it.
 
Okay, lets go back to several months ago when we had the same conversation. The movie is obviously meant to be unrealistic, and is considered to be a "Live action anime" while also being Quentin Tarantino's homage to many other classic movies. Holy sh|t, we don't want to hear you hated the movie 6 months after the fact. If you don't like Volume 2, fine, post about it in one of the 30 other threads that will pop up on Friday; I for one will be posting in praise of the movie.
 
She got shot in the head and lived. She kills 88 trained "ninjas". THE MOVIE WAS INTENTIONALLY UNREALISTIC. Jesus. The way the movie was presented to you is exactly how Tarantino intended it.
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You mean a movie with no plot based solely on the idea of wowing the audience with the maximum amount of deplorable violence legally possible to show?

 
Originally posted by: htmlmasterdave
Originally posted by: Deeko
Originally posted by: Gobadgrs
What a rediculous piece of garbage. Even more violent and terrible than Resoviour Dogs.
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Thank you. The only good movie that man has made is Pulp Fiction. I honestly think he's one of the worst directors of our day, and the fact that he has such a cult following sickens me.
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Yeah he's not quite an Orsen Wells, Steven Spielberg or a Hitchcock 😉
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No, but he's seen all their movies a million times and emulated them at least that amount, too...

I don't know, I think it's also the ridiculousness of his plots and events, but there's just something about this movie that I didn't like. I guess it also had to do with the blood-spurting and such..."But, but, he's paying homage to <insert random directors' names here>..." I don't care. It's still stupid.
 
Originally posted by: Marauder911
Okay, lets go back to several months ago when we had the same conversation. The movie is obviously meant to be unrealistic, and is considered to be a "Live action anime" while also being Quentin Tarantino's homage to many other classic movies. Holy sh|t, we don't want to hear you hated the movie 6 months after the fact. If you don't like Volume 2, fine, post about it in one of the 30 other threads that will pop up on Friday; I for one will be posting in praise of the movie.
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Wow you know you like movies before you even see them... your opinion is obviously worth considering 😛

 
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