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Kids say the darndest things

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Doggiedog

Lifer
I've got a son Daniel (5) and a Daughter Caitlyn (3).

My son asks me "Daddy, why does mommy have hair down there but Caitie only has a line?"

When we last went to a restaurant, the waitress says to my wife "What kind of drink would like maam?" and my son yells to her "my mom is a girl not a man!"

😀
 
Originally posted by: Doggiedog
I've got a son Daniel (5) and a Daughter Caitlyn (3).

My son asks me "Daddy, why does mommy have hair down there but Caitie only has a line?"

When we last went to a restaurant, the waitress says to my wife "What kind of drink would like maam?" and my son yells to her "my mom is a girl not a man!"

😀
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should tell your wife to shave!
 
when i mentioned mommy being x'd out because she didnt have a weiner at about that age was when the showering with my parents ended.
 
Originally posted by: Doggiedog
Originally posted by: corpseofworms
Uhhh, why does your son see Mommy's hair down there?
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He's 5 YO, if we are changing, we're not going to kick him out of the room.
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I'd try to teach him not to watch people change. . . if he doesn't learn that, college my get awkward 🙂
 
Originally posted by: corpseofworms
Originally posted by: Doggiedog
Originally posted by: corpseofworms
Uhhh, why does your son see Mommy's hair down there?
Click to expand...

He's 5 YO, if we are changing, we're not going to kick him out of the room.
Click to expand...

I'd try to teach him not to watch people change. . . if he doesn't learn that, college my get awkward 🙂
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Geez you people are uptight. They are innocent little kids.
 
Originally posted by: Doggiedog
Originally posted by: corpseofworms
Originally posted by: Doggiedog
Originally posted by: corpseofworms
Uhhh, why does your son see Mommy's hair down there?
Click to expand...

He's 5 YO, if we are changing, we're not going to kick him out of the room.
Click to expand...

I'd try to teach him not to watch people change. . . if he doesn't learn that, college my get awkward 🙂
Click to expand...

Geez you people are uptight. They are innocent little kids.
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Won't be innocent much longer if you keep this up 🙂
 
Originally posted by: Doggiedog
Originally posted by: corpseofworms
Originally posted by: Doggiedog
Originally posted by: corpseofworms
Uhhh, why does your son see Mommy's hair down there?
Click to expand...

He's 5 YO, if we are changing, we're not going to kick him out of the room.
Click to expand...

I'd try to teach him not to watch people change. . . if he doesn't learn that, college my get awkward 🙂
Click to expand...

Geez you people are uptight. They are innocent little kids.
Click to expand...

:thumbsup:

 
Originally posted by: corpseofworms
Originally posted by: Doggiedog
Originally posted by: corpseofworms
Originally posted by: Doggiedog
Originally posted by: corpseofworms
Uhhh, why does your son see Mommy's hair down there?
Click to expand...

He's 5 YO, if we are changing, we're not going to kick him out of the room.
Click to expand...

I'd try to teach him not to watch people change. . . if he doesn't learn that, college my get awkward 🙂
Click to expand...

Geez you people are uptight. They are innocent little kids.
Click to expand...

Won't be innocent much longer if you keep this up 🙂
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lmao
 
Originally posted by: nourdmrolNMT1
Originally posted by: Doggiedog
I've got a son Daniel (5) and a Daughter Caitlyn (3).

My son asks me "Daddy, why does mommy have hair down there but Caitie only has a line?"

When we last went to a restaurant, the waitress says to my wife "What kind of drink would like maam?" and my son yells to her "my mom is a girl not a man!"

😀
Click to expand...

should tell your wife to shave!
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:thumbsup::laugh:
 
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