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Kid tears his nutsack with skateboard

PottedMeat said:
i like the complete non reaction in the audience :awe:
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iknorite?! :biggrin:

At first they were like: :hmm:...:\...:hmm:

then they were like: 😱:awe::twisted: PICTURES, VIDEO, NAOW!

ah youth - they don't care about the agony of fellow man, unless there is the threat of that agony going unrecorded.
 
i usually don't like watching these kind of painful videos but this one wasn't visually gruesome so i laughed lol
 
tboo said:
Yeah, I noticed it as well. Accidents must be commonplace with that crowd.
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Any time you are skating larger sets of stairs like this, the slams you take usually look way worse than that. So, yeah this looked like the kid was just being a crybaby for no reason, until the whole blood coming from my balls part...

Anyone know what team this is? It looks like a pro footage shoot. I don't recognize the new generation of young teams though.
 
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I saw a similar skate video where the kid (a little bit older) came down hard on the railing while doing a caveman slide, ended-up crushing his urethra. A urology surgeon had to insert a catheter while his 'tubes' healed.
 
Found the full version (a little cut up though for time), and some funny comments. Not pro, but they are definitely not beginner skaters.

http://www.youtube.com/user/PL619SOA#p/u/11/ezJjMqQithw

This is my friend Micah Christina. We were all stoked on him coming to try this trick and this happens. It was third try and one of our friends jinxed it by saying “third times a charm” so now on every single one of our friends 3rd try comes up then this flashes in our heads.. It was at San Diego High in California as seen in other skate videos. and for everybody that says his friends are stupid for not doing anything, they did as much as they could you just couldnt see it because i ended the video early.
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dude, this is one of my closest friends, and the reason we were in shock was because first of all: what the fuck do you do when you see your homie straight up castrate himself like that? we were all in too much shock to react. we're not doctors, we couldn't do anything but try and calm him down. that was hard enough already! secondly, i had to take a gander at the gnarley gash after the execution, not a pretty sight man. we got him to the hospital, but i cant remember whether he went right after or the day after, this shit was like almost a year ago. i'll never forget those screams though! lil dude=gnar fall. fuck yea micah!
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Yeah the audience didn't think much of it till he said he was bleeding. However you could tell from the way he was screaming that he was in a lot of pain immediately! DO NOT WANT.
 
tcsenter said:
I saw a similar skate video where the kid (a little bit older) came down hard on the railing while doing a caveman slide, ended-up crushing his urethra. A urology surgeon had to insert a catheter while his 'tubes' healed.
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Do a Youtube search for "skateboard popsicle", there are a few around. 'Popsicle' is the lingo used when you come down balls-first onto a vertical deck.
 
SaDiZTiKStyLeZ said:
I haven't met a skater who wasn't a complete douchebag waste of existence. So I'm glad to see this particular one won't be breeding.
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Strange, most that I've skated with were actually great friends. Only people I knew that hated skaters as much as you were the jocks in my high school, because we were banging their g/f's lol.
 
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