Kid gets knocked out over Little Debbie snack cakes

[Nitemare]

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Next time give me a bite, beeyatch

 

[Yossarian]

no way, they're too tasty to share.

 

[loup garou]

Originally posted by: Yossarian
no way, they're too tasty to share.

*stompstompstomp*

 

[MrDingleDangle]

thats sad, but funny, but sad...

 

[gistech1978]

that kids punishment should be to eat a gross of Zebra Cakes.
then when he starts to puke after eating too many, make him eat that too.

 

[Wallydraigle]

Little Debbies freakin rule!

 

[Black88GTA]

when the boy sitting next to him asked for a bite, Kevin said no and was smacked in the face with a stuffed Tweety Bird.

Bwahahah...I had to laugh at this part

 

[bigalt]

why would they publish the victim's name but not the agressor's?

man i used to power through those snack cakes when my parents weren't home.

funny thing is they always figured it out somehow...

 

[saxophonoia]

Originally posted by: gistech1978
that kids punishment should be to eat a gross of Zebra Cakes.
then when he starts to puke after eating too many, make him eat that too.

ROFL

 

[ShotgunSteven]

Originally posted by: gistech1978
that kids punishment should be to eat a gross of Zebra Cakes.
then when he starts to puke after eating too many, make him eat that too.

Remember the scene with the glutton in the movie Seven?

 

[TheNinja]

Perhaps Kevin is the only one other than myself who truely appreciates the complexity and tastefulness of a good Zebra Cake. Kevin did good standing up for the precious Zebra Cake. I would have done the same thing over the pure taste pleasure that I receive from a Nutty Bar.

 

[Nitemare]

Originally posted by: bigalt
why would they publish the victim's name but not the agressor's?

man i used to power through those snack cakes when my parents weren't home.

funny thing is they always figured it out somehow...

Empty wrappers in the trash can?

 

[djNickb]

Originally posted by: gistech1978
that kids punishment should be to eat a gross of Zebra Cakes.
then when he starts to puke after eating too many, make him eat that too.

Like that one episode of the Simpsons where Homer goes to hell and they strap him in a chair and feed him donut after donut, except he is actually enjoying it.

 

[warcrow]

What a little pr!ck. "Kevin hit back, but was slammed against a window and hit in the back. Then he fell in the aisle and was stomped. " Kids being kids, yea....but there better be some consequences.

 

[gistech1978]

Originally posted by: djNickb

Originally posted by: gistech1978
that kids punishment should be to eat a gross of Zebra Cakes.
then when he starts to puke after eating too many, make him eat that too.

Like that one episode of the Simpsons where Homer goes to hell and they strap him in a chair and feed him donut after donut, except he is actually enjoying it.

i actually thought of that when typing that out

but hey, i guarantee you. that kid would think twice about eating those and knocking out and stomping a kid for not getting his way.
man i would be a helluva parent.

 

[ShotgunSteven]

Poor kid is never going to be able to live down getting his arse kicked by some kid that carries a stuffed Tweety Bird to school.

 

[classy]

That ain't right, but man that is funny. I am glad the little guy was ok. I bet next time he gives up the whole cake, let alone a bite.

 

[ShotgunSteven]

Originally posted by: classy
That ain't right, but man that is funny. I am glad the little guy was ok. I bet next time he gives up the whole cake, let alone a bite.

Next time he'll probably strike first.

"Can I have a bit of that cake?"

SMACK!

 

[Howard]

Originally posted by: ShotgunSteve
Poor kid is never going to be able to live down getting his arse kicked by some kid that carries a stuffed Tweety Bird to school.

 

[KarenMarie]

I will bet that the aggressors parents will find some sort of justifcation or excuse for the kids behaviour!

and it I were the Zebra Cake kid's parents.. i would get him some martial arts training PRONTO!!

 

[Lithium381]

Originally posted by: Howard

Originally posted by: ShotgunSteve
Poor kid is never going to be able to live down getting his arse kicked by some kid that carries a stuffed Tweety Bird to school.

 

[xSauronx]

Originally posted by: Black88GTA

when the boy sitting next to him asked for a bite, Kevin said no and was smacked in the face with a stuffed Tweety Bird.

Bwahahah...I had to laugh at this part

yeah, thats great. the stuffed animal ambush. love it.

 

[aircooled]

He needs to learn how to protect his cakes.... "you want this cake bitch, you come and get it"
(but don't get stompted to the floor this time)

 

[Ness]

The kid has to learn sooner or later that snack cakes are in high demand in schools and you may have to mame and murder to protect them.

All those reports you hear about kids having guns at school... just protecting the snack cakes, man.

 

[Amused]

In my day, this kind of thing would warrant the father teaching the beaten child how to fight so he can defend himself... not an article in the paper and a bunch of whining.

Say what you like, but that kid will be deemed a pussy for the rest of his days in that town. He's going to be the school bitch.