Kid gets drunk off of mountain dew

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Deeko

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Originally posted by: ActuaryTm
Event A = You'll rue the day you crossed me.

P(A) = 0

It is universally distributed that you will rue the day you crossed me within the next 24 hours. Over the same time period it is also universally distributed that you will jump off a bridge in despair. Event B = |X - Y| < 1. Determine P(B).
 

neutralizer

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I stopped watching after the first minute. Because nothing happened. I expected to go berserk and say "Do the Dew, Dude" or something like that.
 

Deeko

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Originally posted by: troytime
Originally posted by: Deeko
Originally posted by: ActuaryTm
Originally posted by: Deeko
Not really, but now your name is forever linked with "pansy who thinks he is original when he really contributes very little", and I will probably respond as such to every post I see you make from now on.
Good luck. It should at the very least prove entertaining, although in a somewhat rueful manner.

You'll rue the day you crossed me, Trebek.

I'll take...The Rapists for 20

I spent seven years of my life trying to develop an anal bum cover, and my failure to do so is my greatest regret!
 

Deeko

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Originally posted by: Deeko
Originally posted by: ActuaryTm
Event A = You'll rue the day you crossed me.

P(A) = 0

It is universally distributed that you will rue the day you crossed me within the next 24 hours. Over the same time period it is also universally distributed that you will jump off a bridge in despair. Event B = |X - Y| < 1. Determine P(B).

Looks like someone here is clearly the god of probabilty, and that someone isn't you.
 

ActuaryTm

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Originally posted by: Deeko
Determine P(B).
Function U will be defined as the probability density function of Event B such that continuous random variable is constantly inane. Thus it can be written:
  • U(B) = inane
 

ActuaryTm

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Originally posted by: Deeko
Looks like someone here is clearly the god of probabilty, and that someone isn't you.
See, now that was funny. Funny in the sort of "God you must be joking" manner, mind you.

(My apologies. When does the ruing start exactly? I'll want to prepare.)
 

Mrvile

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Damn my internet crapped out on me for like half an hour so I didn't get to post this...

But I watched the whole video and it's a nice work of art, great presentation. Pretty loyal to the game, I loved the "lag effect" somewhere in the middle. Good times.
 

Deeko

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Originally posted by: ActuaryTm
Originally posted by: Deeko
Looks like someone here is clearly the god of probabilty, and that someone isn't you.
See, now that was funny. Funny in the sort of "God you must be joking" manner, mind you.

(My apologies. When does the ruing start exactly? I'll want to prepare.)

Oh sh!t. I seriously AM dealing with the god of probability. After all, he knew the terms pdf and all....

I already told you when the ruing would begin.
 

intogamer

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Originally posted by: Otaking
Originally posted by: intogamer
Originally posted by: Deeko
Originally posted by: ActuaryTm
Originally posted by: Deeko
Wow, you are totally SO original!
Aww. Were someone's wittle feewings hurt earlier?

Not really, but now your name is forever linked with "pansy who thinks he is original when he really contributes very little", and I will probably respond as such to every post I see you make from now on. You might as well do us all a favor and stop pressing enter. Permanently.

:roll:fine i'll go play cs
I don't think he's talking to you, but no one'll stop you from playing either. :)

so this isn't about me:confused: