Kicked out of a store for being in there too long?

[ahenkel]

he totally did with his socialist powers.

 

[Matthiasa]

i got kicked out of a bar for being in there too long, does that count?

So have I... it's called closing.

 

[ahenkel]

this would have been more awesome if OP was in an adult store

 

[zanejohnson]

damn it feels good to be a gangster!


i officially close this thread btw

 

[wiredspider]

12 hours a fry's? why? were you working there?

 

[zanejohnson]

So have I... it's called closing.

oh no, this was like 9pm lol

 

[rockyct]

posting in a fleabag thread - epic

When did he come back?

 

[Jeff7]

So what you're saying is that they got TIREd of you being there?

 

[PottedMeat]

12 hours a fry's? why? were you working there?

oh no, hes one of those dumbasses that quizzes store employees about products to feel better about himself.

 

[Matthiasa]

oh no, this was like 9pm lol

Ah lol... wow.
Wait there's an old person bar here that closes that early, maybe before then even.
So maybe you went to one of those.

But really how long were you there then?

 

[ahenkel]

oh no, hes one of those dumbasses that quizzes store employees about products to feel better about himself.

He was handing out do you know about sidewall tracts.

 

[Udgnim]

never been kicked out, but that's because when I'm looking to buy something, I know what I want to get

 

[zanejohnson]

Ah lol... wow.
Wait there's an old person bar here that closes that early, maybe before then even.
So maybe you went to one of those.

But really how long were you there then?

like 8 pitchers long... enough to know i was there, but not enough to know i should leave...lol

 

[Chaotic42]

A local convenience store will kick you out if you spend 30 seconds in front of a magazine rack. Seriously, you don't even have to touch a magazine. If your feet stop moving the owner will start screaming about the place not being a library.

They use Magnum Force as a training video.

 

[zzuupp]

Four hours, really???

Sorry dude, that's a bit too long

 

[silverpig]

Unless you're working a shift, you shouldn't be in a store for 4 hours.

 

[Kanalua]

When i was broke and in college, my brother and I used to hang out in Ultimate Electronics all day. We'd take DVDs from displays and watch them in their theater room for hours. nobody cared and nobody said anything. One day when we went to watch some movies some salesman was demo-ing a new hi-def projector - 720p (this was 2000-2001)...we were blown away!!!!

I ended up spending thousands in that store once I had money...ultimate electronics went out of business...don't think best buy would do the same.

 

[thepd7]

posting in a fleabag thread - epic

wtf do you need to be in any store for more than 1 hour? 12 hours at a Fry's? shens, or wtf.


How long do you spend on the toilet?

Holy shit: Zane and Fleabag in the same thread!

lol all of this is true. hilarious.

 

[KaOTiK]

When I go to the store, I am going cause I know wtf I need/want to buy.

 

[GodlessAstronomer]

Holy shit: Zane and Fleabag in the same thread!

 

[grrl]

Fleabag never fails to amaze. And amuse.

 

[Capt Caveman]

Wait. 4 hours at OfficeMax and 12 hours at Fry's? In the store or in the parking lot researching the tire's on people's cars? How many were inflated to sidewall?

 

[0roo0roo]

he can't be serious, spending one hour at those stores is mind numbing and soul crushing. big box air is stale and ick.

 

[Mike Gayner]

Threading in a Fleabag post.

 

[fleabag]

Wait. 4 hours at OfficeMax and 12 hours at Fry's? In the store or in the parking lot researching the tire's on people's cars? How many were inflated to sidewall?

In the store.. Checking people's tire pressure isn't useful unless I can inform them of their under-inflated tires.