Kentucky Derby

[spikespiegal]

Two questions:

(1) When the jockey's leave the dressing room, why doesn't 'We Represent The Lollipop Guild" play over the PA?

(2) Where did 'Mine that Bird' hide the go-go gadget retro-rockets to blast past the pack like that? Looked like the frikken Road Runner passing the Coyote, and the gelding wasn't even breathing hard at the end.

 

[newnameman]

:thumbsdown:

 

[her209]

Spoilers!

 

[Newbian]

I approve of #1.

 

[Bill Brasky]

At 50:1 odds, somebody made a lot of money on that horse.

 

[MikeMike]

Originally posted by: Zaitsev
At 50:1 odds, somebody made a lot of money on that horse.

they purchased the horse for $9500, thats a lot of money to win

 

[moshquerade]

winning horse was on some mad roids!

 

[The Boston Dangler]

regarding horse racing, i'm reminded of the simpsons:

i used to think it was real, like wrestling. but now it's fake, like boxing.

 

[Wag]

As far as jockeys go, think male eating disorders.

 

[Baked]

Originally posted by: Wag
As far as jockeys go, think male eating disorders.

Pretty sure they're just overgrown midgets.

 

[Scarpozzi]

Originally posted by: Zaitsev
At 50:1 odds, somebody made a lot of money on that horse.

I'm sure if it hadn't won it'd be on a bun at Wendy's.