Keep the volume down on that porno please!

[MercenaryForHire]

Originally posted by: Aikouka

Originally posted by: BigJ
Asian porn (not American porn with Asian actresses). One of the reasons I don't watch it

Hey, the extras from the old Gojira movies gotta go somewhere .

I guarantee you their current line of work doesn't involve large lizards if they're doing all-Asian pr0n. :laugh:

- M4H

 

[MercenaryForHire]

Originally posted by: Jeeebus
And there the two of them stood, awkwardly facing each other with their respective swords in hand.

OUTSTANDING

- M4H

 

[Zysoclaplem]

Originally posted by: shortylickens

Originally posted by: Zysoclaplem
What kind of porn movie was he watching that included cries for help and rape like screams?
Sounds pretty weird to me.

Yer gay. Everything sounds weird to you.

In most normal hetero porns the gal usually does some screaming to show she's enjoying herself. She also lets the guy spew all over her face and slap is ding-dong on her forehead.
In other words, porn cast members have never had normal sex and crew members have never had ANY sex. They have absolutely no clue.

But for horny little straight men like me its fun to watch now and again.

No. Cries for help and rape like screams don't sound normal to me. I know what porn sounds like.
Moaning, Screams of pleasure, "Harder!", "You like that?", etc..etc..

Not "No!! Help!! Stop!! I'm being raped!"

 

[Zysoclaplem]

Originally posted by: BigJ

Originally posted by: Zysoclaplem
What kind of porn movie was he watching that included cries for help and rape like screams?
Sounds pretty weird to me.

Asian porn (not American porn with Asian actresses). One of the reasons I don't watch it

Wow. Sounds strange.

 

[shortspanishguy]

Originally posted by: blurredvision

Originally posted by: yosuke188
Headphones FTW

Real women FTW.

So you don't masturbate?

 

[shortylickens]

Originally posted by: Zysoclaplem
No. Cries for help and rape like screams don't sound normal to me. I know what porn sounds like.
Moaning, Screams of pleasure, "Harder!", "You like that?", etc..etc..
Not "No!! Help!! Stop!! I'm being raped!"

According to the article the guy thought he heard cries for help.
I suspect it was just loud porn and he misunderstood.

 

[Zysoclaplem]

Originally posted by: shortylickens

Originally posted by: Zysoclaplem
No. Cries for help and rape like screams don't sound normal to me. I know what porn sounds like.
Moaning, Screams of pleasure, "Harder!", "You like that?", etc..etc..
Not "No!! Help!! Stop!! I'm being raped!"

According to the article the guy thought he heard cries for help.
I suspect it was just loud porn and he misunderstood.

Maybe.

 

[eplebnista]

Originally posted by: Jeeebus
And there the two of them stood, awkwardly facing each other with their respective swords in hand.

rofl

 

[NFS4]

Originally posted by: slsmnaz
Who grabs a sword?

This guy

 

[Tiamat]

Thats the most fvcked up name of a city that I've ever seen for the US.

 

[Jeff7]

Originally posted by: axelfox

Originally posted by: Jeeebus
And there the two of them stood, awkwardly facing each other with their respective swords in hand.

Till the guy who entered says, "Mine's bigger."


Another one of those days where the judge goes home and says, "Why do I get all the weird cases?"

 

[eldorado99]

Originally posted by: shortylickens

Originally posted by: Zysoclaplem
What kind of porn movie was he watching that included cries for help and rape like screams?
Sounds pretty weird to me.

Yer gay. Everything sounds weird to you.

In most normal hetero porns the gal usually does some screaming to show she's enjoying herself. She also lets the guy spew all over her face and slap is ding-dong on her forehead.
In other words, porn cast members have never had normal sex and crew members have never had ANY sex. They have absolutely no clue.

But for horny little straight men like me its fun to watch now and again, and again, and again, and again.

Fixed.

 

[SarcasticDwarf]

Originally posted by: Tiamat
Thats the most fvcked up name of a city that I've ever seen for the US.

It is WIsconsin, what do you expect? Long island has names that are worse.

 

[yowolabi]

Originally posted by: Jeeebus
And there the two of them stood, awkwardly facing each other with their respective swords in hand.

10/10... ATOT is on a roll today.

 

[Homerboy]

Originally posted by: SarcasticDwarf

Originally posted by: Tiamat
Thats the most fvcked up name of a city that I've ever seen for the US.

It is WIsconsin, what do you expect? Long island has names that are worse.

Indian names are F'ed up?

 

[Kev]

Originally posted by: Jeeebus
And there the two of them stood, awkwardly facing each other with their respective swords in hand.

Line of the week!

 

[DanTMWTMP]

Originally posted by: eplebnista

Originally posted by: Jeeebus
And there the two of them stood, awkwardly facing each other with their respective swords in hand.

rofl

LOL

Originally posted by: NFS4

Originally posted by: slsmnaz
Who grabs a sword?

This guy

haha that's awesome.

 

[zinfamous]

Originally posted by: axelfox

Originally posted by: Jeeebus
And there the two of them stood, awkwardly facing each other with their respective swords in hand.

indeed

 

[zinfamous]

Originally posted by: SarcasticDwarf
God I love living in Wisconsin. I swear, we get more coverage in the weird news sections of newspapers than any other state.

I think Florida has you beat.

 

[ScottFern]

That is hilarious!

 

[zinfamous]

Originally posted by: Zysoclaplem

Originally posted by: shortylickens

Originally posted by: Zysoclaplem
What kind of porn movie was he watching that included cries for help and rape like screams?
Sounds pretty weird to me.

Yer gay. Everything sounds weird to you.

In most normal hetero porns the gal usually does some screaming to show she's enjoying herself. She also lets the guy spew all over her face and slap is ding-dong on her forehead.
In other words, porn cast members have never had normal sex and crew members have never had ANY sex. They have absolutely no clue.

But for horny little straight men like me its fun to watch now and again.

No. Cries for help and rape like screams don't sound normal to me. I know what porn sounds like.
Moaning, Screams of pleasure, "Harder!", "You like that?", etc..etc..

Not "No!! Help!! Stop!! I'm being raped!"

To be fair, this guy sounds kind of whacked. 37, lives with mom, tried to impersonate a police officer once....I'm guessing he's not the best judge of differentiating screams of terror and screams of pleasure.

Let's face it, some ladies are just freaks. You never know what kind of noises one will make until the act itself.

Also, the supposed cries aren't described. My guess, is this guy heard normal pr0n screams, thought (hmmm, naked lady upstairs, I have a sword! scare away/chop up dude and claim lady. I rule!) I think the rushing to a rape-victim story is some BS he cocked up. um...pun intended?

 

[SonnyDaze]

HAHAHA!!!

 

[joecool]

who the hell doesn't have a phone?!

 

[yankeesfan]

I'm an idiot

 

[Raduque]

A sword was the handiest weapon? Sounds like a LARPer.

"What's that I hear? A fair maiden in distress! Tallyho!"