Katt Williams pimp slaps Target employee

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Geosurface

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Dear lord are you a racially-obsessed nutcase. You just can't stop talking and talking and talking about the plight of poor, marginalized white people . . .

Seriously, next time you draft something here, edit it by 75% before hitting Post.

Here we go again.

Look DVC, you're very much on the record that you think I talk about race too much, that you think I'm mentally unstable, and that you think my posts are too long.

Message received. I knew those three things were your opinion quite some time ago. I don't need these constant reminders.

So why do you feel compelled to repeat this same shit to me over, and over, and over? If you haven't realized yet, I don't give a shadow of a fuck what you think of me, nor am I interested in your notes on how to improve my posting style.

Unless of course your little admonishments aren't meant for me but rather just a cheap way to score some "look at me fighting the big bad 'racist' look now shiny my armor is and how nice I am, defending the poor minorities this bad man has the audacity to talk about in any but the most glowing of terms!!"

In which case, carry on if you must. I hope in due course you receive your meritorious ribbon recognizing your status as Champion of the Downtrodden.
 

akahoovy

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For what it's worth, Geosurface, I think your response to the question is probably pretty accurate to how reality would look.
 

Geosurface

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For what it's worth, Geosurface, I think your response to the question is probably pretty accurate to how reality would look.

Thank you. I perhaps overstated some of how it would go down a bit, but I think in rough outlines that'd be how it'd go.

DVC knows that, btw. I've learned in my time here there is a group of people who absolutely acknowledge the truth of what I say, but HATE that I say it.
 

Genx87

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This guy has lost his mind.

On November 13, 2006, Williams was arrested at Los Angeles International Airport after a stolen gun was found in his briefcase.[9] On December 14, 2006, Williams pleaded no contest to a misdemeanor count of carrying a concealed firearm and was sentenced to three years probation, ordered to pay restitution, and was given credit for the three days he spent in jail.[1]

In November 2010, Williams was arrested by police while working on a film in Coweta County, Georgia. He was accused of stealing $3,500 worth of coins and jewelry. He was released the following day on a $40,000 bond.[10] Police later charged Williams with burglary and criminal trespass.[11]

On June 11, 2011, Williams was arrested in connection of an alleged assault on a tractor driver. The alleged victim said three women approached his tractor at around 4:30pm local time and attacked him with rocks and dirt clods, causing him facial injuries.[12] Los Angeles County Sheriff's Department officers arrived on the scene and arrested the three women for assault with a deadly weapon and Williams for felony intimidation of a witness.[13] Williams was booked into jail and released that same night on $50,000 bail.[13]

On November 9, 2012, a lawsuit was filed in the Superior Court of California County of Los Angeles which alleges that on October 6 2012 Williams hit his former assistant with "a closed fist" causing serious injury. The plaintiff is asking for punitive damages in the amount of $5 million.[14]

On November 15, 2012, Williams was arrested in Oakland, California on charges of suspicion of assault with a deadly weapon for allegedly beating an 18 year-old Berkeley, California man with a bottle aboard Williams' tour bus.[15]

An attendee of Williams' aborted November 16, 2012 performance at the Oracle Arena in Oakland filed a class action lawsuit days after the event, seeking compensation for himself and "all others who paid money for a show and got nothing but Katt Williams' nonperformance."[16]

On December 2, 2012 Williams was arrested in Seattle after he allegedly got into a dispute at a bar in South Lake Union. Williams’ arrest came after a no-show on November 29, 2012 for the first night of a planned two-night engagement at the Paramount Theatre. [17]

Other issues he has run into.
 
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Here we go again.

Look DVC, you're very much on the record that you think I talk about race too much, that you think I'm mentally unstable, and that you think my posts are too long.

Message received. I knew those three things were your opinion quite some time ago. I don't need these constant reminders.

So why do you feel compelled to repeat this same shit to me over, and over, and over? If you haven't realized yet, I don't give a shadow of a fuck what you think of me, nor am I interested in your notes on how to improve my posting style.

Unless of course your little admonishments aren't meant for me but rather just a cheap way to score some "look at me fighting the big bad 'racist' look now shiny my armor is and how nice I am, defending the poor minorities this bad man has the audacity to talk about in any but the most glowing of terms!!"

In which case, carry on if you must. I hope in due course you receive your meritorious ribbon recognizing your status as Champion of the Downtrodden.

You are quite a delicate butterfly, sunshine!

Yes, I think you're a creep and a bigot, sentiments which many many other posters have voiced about you as well. I used to give you the benefit of the doubt that you had a good heart but were just strange - now I'm convinced I was wrong and you're precisely what you appear to be.

If you dislike hearing that, either ignore me and the others who say that, or try harder not to post in a creepy, bigoted way. Honestly I mostly just feel sorry for you - you are one strange ranger (though, on the plus side, a strange ranger who apparently types fast!), and your obsession with scary black people must make your daily life needlessly stressful.
 
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DesiPower

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1.) The black employee would have almost certainly immediately retaliated with a much stronger blow. White people have culturally domesticated themselves so much now that most will not defend themselves. This has both pluses and minuses. If Katt Williams himself acknowledged exactly what I just said, during one of his shows, his audience would laugh and everyone in this thread calling you a racist wouldn't bat an eyelash.

2.) If it had been a white celebrity attacking a black Target employee, the immediate default assumption all of society would make is that this white celebrity was a racist, and insane. His career would be over. It'd be Michael Richards part 2. If Katt Williams wishes to continue his comedy career after this, not only will he be able to, but he'll be able to tell jokes about this incident starting with "YES I slapped that cracker, and lemme tell you why..." which he will be allowed to word in as racist a way as he likes, and be met with uproarious laughter from his audience regardless of what he says or whether he displays any contrition or bothers to make any sort of token noise about "but seriously y'all shouldn't do that." or not.

Whereas on the other hand, if theoretical white comedian didn't go on a nation-wide apology tour, and reassure one and all he was not racist, he'd be done as previously stated. He'd never get another large auditorium show again, but if he went on radio show, for instance, and said "yes I slapped that N-word and lemme tell you why..." the world would explode. In addition to his career being done, the radio show would be shut down.

3.) Someone in an authority position might honestly entertain hate crime charges. Whereas as it is now? The thought won't even cross a single mind.

4.) If the white employee had struck back, he'd lose his job and probably face a much nastier public opinion than if the hypothetical black employee did. He might lose his job too, but I think the chances would be lower. Wouldn't want to risk public outcry. Black employee would be lauded as hero if he knocked out white comedian, in many quarters.

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You asked, and I answered.

And FYI, I actually have found Katt Williams' stand-up routine to be pretty funny. At times... some of it is a little too referential to a culture I'm not part of, but the more accessible stuff has been kind of funny. I recall laughing at some line about him being a little leprechaun or something. Maybe a leprechaun pimp or something like that.

I think a lot of celebrities go off the deep end or stumble, the pressure of their celebrity etc maybe gets to them...

I don't feel any hatred toward Katt Williams for doing this, it's just kind of an amusing story. I don't even hate the media for the disparity in how they'd cover this if the celeb was white. I find it disheartening and stupid, but I'm too used to it to get upset.

Even the posters in this thread who use opportunities like this to bark "racist! racist!" like seals begging for fish from their trainer don't bother me that much. They're fully indoctrinated into the current PC mindset, as so many people are, and as I was. Not really their fault.

I merely wanted to try to honestly entertain your hypothetical and keeps my answer real, yo.

Thanks for saving the tread, I didn't want to respond to the trolls sticking their heads in the sand... you have done the best possible job.
 

Wyndru

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A lot of Katt Williams haters in here. I've always thought his standup was good.

He apparently has some serious issues, crazy lil fucker.
 

QueBert

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With this thread it's official, Geosurface has now overtook Spidey's spot. Wow I never thought I'd see the day...
 

preslove

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Thanks for saving the tread, I didn't want to respond to the trolls sticking their heads in the sand... you have done the best possible job.

Yes, he saved the thread by posting racist paranoid drivel, lol. You are the troll.

White people are not oppressed in America. A crazy white dude punching a black employee isn't going to get charged with a hate crime, unless he yells "FUCK YOU N***ER" while doing it.
 

SheHateMe

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1.) The black employee would have almost certainly immediately retaliated with a much stronger blow. White people have culturally domesticated themselves so much now that most will not defend themselves. This has both pluses and minuses. If Katt Williams himself acknowledged exactly what I just said, during one of his shows, his audience would laugh and everyone in this thread calling you a racist wouldn't bat an eyelash.

2.) If it had been a white celebrity attacking a black Target employee, the immediate default assumption all of society would make is that this white celebrity was a racist, and insane. His career would be over. It'd be Michael Richards part 2. If Katt Williams wishes to continue his comedy career after this, not only will he be able to, but he'll be able to tell jokes about this incident starting with "YES I slapped that cracker, and lemme tell you why..." which he will be allowed to word in as racist a way as he likes, and be met with uproarious laughter from his audience regardless of what he says or whether he displays any contrition or bothers to make any sort of token noise about "but seriously y'all shouldn't do that." or not.

Whereas on the other hand, if theoretical white comedian didn't go on a nation-wide apology tour, and reassure one and all he was not racist, he'd be done as previously stated. He'd never get another large auditorium show again, but if he went on radio show, for instance, and said "yes I slapped that N-word and lemme tell you why..." the world would explode. In addition to his career being done, the radio show would be shut down.

3.) Someone in an authority position might honestly entertain hate crime charges. Whereas as it is now? The thought won't even cross a single mind.

4.) If the white employee had struck back, he'd lose his job and probably face a much nastier public opinion than if the hypothetical black employee did. He might lose his job too, but I think the chances would be lower. Wouldn't want to risk public outcry. Black employee would be lauded as hero if he knocked out white comedian, in many quarters.



I merely wanted to try to honestly entertain your hypothetical and keeps my answer real, yo.

Some of the time, you're okay. Most of the time, you're insufferable. You have this incessant need to bring up your racial fringe science in every thread where one idiot is trying to connect a dot to race.
 
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umbrella39

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Thanks for saving the tread, I didn't want to respond to the trolls sticking their heads in the sand... you have done the best possible job.

Yeah, that's it all right! Hide under his skirt some more while you peek out and finally respond, you got called out and rightfully so.
 

DesiPower

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Yeah, that's it all right! Hide under his skirt some more while you peek out and finally respond, you got called out and rightfully so.

Hide what, I never denied any allegations, its just the matter of response, I couldn't have worded it any better. Hiding are those people who deny the country going down the drain with all the political correctness...
 

SheHateMe

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Hide what, I never denied any allegations, its just the matter of response, I couldn't have worded it any better. Hiding are those people who deny the country going down the drain with all the political correctness...

Yes, lets call a "Spade" a "Spade".